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Crusader

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Thousands have died in the struggle already, onnocents have been slaughtered and cities sacked and burnt to ash. Two titans clash and war runs amok. Over a breakfast Cereal.

Thats right, the Flake war has been fought for a significant amount of time already, all over frosted flakes. Some wish of equality of the breakfast table, other wish to rain flaked terror upon everyone. but the real question is:

are you brave enough to fight, to face innumerable odds, to run headlong into battle waving sword ready to kill, to maim, to die for what you believe in.

If so join the flake war Guild, the new area for the battle, just remember this is a medieval/fantasy style battle saga that any are welcome to join, come alone or bring an army.


If you will come you will need to choose a side, currently there are two major players in the war, The Flake Empire (Flakers for short), those who hold flakes sacred and use them as an icon to rule others, to supress all the peoples of the earth untill the end of time, forcing them to eat flakes for eternity, as much as act of torture as a love of flakes.

Secondly there is the Alliance (They have many names, called antiflakes by the flakers) The combined forces of every nation who opposes the suffering dealt by the Flakers, those who wish to live free of their oppression and to promote freeodm and justice.

Choose, be evil and powerful, or be righteous and noble, either way, get a bowl and a spoon, because its time for breakfast.
 

PenguinofDeath

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Regardless of which side you join, stop by at the Caterer's Cave!

Magical Foodstuffs at low low prices! Sale ends on Sunday*

Remember- PenguinofDeath for one of the many natural processes! Eating!

*(the 27th of November, 12,303,504 A.D.)
 
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Yes but you could!! thats the point, she will stab you.

at least on the side of evil you know whats coming, lots of stabbing, at least its not a surprise with us.
 

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OK, I'm listening, recruit me.


(A man's life he said... see the world he said...)
 
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Okay this war is a mock war, we psot away having medieval style battles and whatever else we want, mostly its mockery, alos you get to make cool speeches and so forth.

As theres no real consequences and its over cereal, why not be evil, you get to do whatever you want and be really badass about it. look at me, I'm like the badassest person in the war, apart from EBM and he never shows up.
 

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Celeb said:
:eek: excuse me mr know-it-all but I never stabbed you in the back...that I can remember anyway



You certainly stabbed me and EBM in the back. See what loyalty the side of good has? They have none. I on the other hand am more loyal to my master than any that has walked this earth, even moreso than crusader who is bound to EBM. You celeb are a lying backstabber.
 

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