This is my list of Lotr jokes. Some I heard, some I read, some I thought up myself.
Saruman sat at the flooded Isengard, covered in mud, crying.
Gandalf passed by, and asked:
- Did the ents pass by?
- What ents... The plumbers....
- Aragorn, whats for breakfast?
Okay, fans are fans, but Lotr has quite enough war, politics and whatnot stuff to make you ask questions not only of the literature type. Especialy when you're from the type of fan that I am a.k.a the ones that play strategy games and read Clausewitz for fun. If that is so, then there must have...
Ok, basicaly. I'm gonna ask for advice for 40k tabletop. I play Space Wolves and there's this guy with Dark Eldar that always manages to beat me. The forces we use are these:
Glorious defenders of mankind:
Bjorn the Fell Handed(Best dreadnought ever)