Meh. I already figured out the storyline for the last book. Observe:
Harry Potter and the Beating of the Dead Horse
Dumbledore comes back from the dead. He was just faking Voldemort out.
The new Minister of Magic, Rufus Scrimgeur, is exposed as a Death Eater. The
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