Recent content by javelin98

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    100 Things I’ll Do if I Ever Become an Evil Overlord (rated G)

    For your viewing pleasure, some motivational posters based on the Overlord list:
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    Harry Potter 3 word story

    and his infected
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    Facts about book 7!

    C'mon, Jnanee -- everything I say is lame and stupid! Still, I do think Snape will end up sacrificing himself to save the wizarding world. It just fits, somehow.
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    Harry Potter 3 word story

    some real talent.
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    Facts about book 7!

    Meh. I already figured out the storyline for the last book. Observe: Harry Potter and the Beating of the Dead Horse Dumbledore comes back from the dead. He was just faking Voldemort out. The new Minister of Magic, Rufus Scrimgeur, is exposed as a Death Eater. The Wizarding...
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    "Little Red Riding Hood" in l337-Speak.

    And they wonder why kids' English test scores continue to worsen...
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    Men vs Women: Race to 1000

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    Mental Health Clinic Voice Mail System (rated G)

    WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC HELPLINE: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are passive-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you are codependent, please press 2 for the passive-dependent person. If you are manic-depressive, press 0...
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    Best movie from 1994 - 2003

    C'mon -- No one voted for Highlander 3???
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    If You Could Only Eat One Type of Food...

    Seafood, hands down.
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    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? (Rated PG)

    Man, watching your avatar makes me feel like I'm going to have a seizure or something. Can someone please put that thing out of its misery??