Zombie Apocalypse the Wikipedia version

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  1. Herald Of Woe

    Herald Of Woe Scourge of the seven seas

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    Shamelessly stolen from another forum

    The zombie apocalypse has finally started, hordes of the undead are everywhere intent on eating your brains. You have to survive, but you cant do it alone. Luckily however you have a group of four survivours with you. But the thing about survivors is that you never know who you're going to wind up with.

    To figure out who your survivors are, you must go to Wikipedia and hit the "random article" button. The first four PEOPLE to appear are the members of your team (dead people dont count), the first place to appear is WHERE you'll be making your stand.

    For example here is what I ended up with,

    I am making my last stand against the undead hordes with:

    1]Andrei Alekseyevich Sosnitskiy (Russian: Андрей Алексеевич Сосницкий; born November 8, 1962) a Belarusian professional football coach and a former player.

    2]Sami Güçlü (b. September 6, 1950, Konya, Turkey), a Turkish politician.

    3]Willie Weeks (born 1947) an American bass guitarist.

    4]Mohammad Shahzada Hossain (born September 10, 1986 in Rasai) a Bangladeshi cricketer.

    This is taking place in Rignac a commune in the Aveyron department in southern France.

    Here you are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
    Now, get out there and start killing zombies!
     
  2. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    Inyati a village in Matabeleland North, Zimbabwe

    With
    Antonio Puchades 86 year old Spaniard who as a footballer
    Sandra Bowden 68 year old New York artist
    Joe Tuineau a 29 year old New Zealand rugby player
    Elizabeth Buchan a British romance novel writer
     
  3. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    Great idea!!
    I am making my last stand against the undead hordes with:

    1) Todd Cahoon (born September 15, 1973) is an American actor.
    2) Norodom Sihamoni (born 14 May 1953) is the King of Cambodia.
    3) Lucio Magri (born 19 February 1932) is an Italian journalist and politician.
    4) Victor B. Cline is a University of California, Berkeley Ph D in Psychology. Cline's research area is on sex addiction, especially topics pertaining to pornography.

    I actually got Wakamaru who is a Japanese domestic robot made by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries as number 4 but as HoW states "People" I tried again!!

    And it is all going down in Khikhata which is a settlement in the Java district of South Ossetia.

    I am guessing I will be using most of these people for bait or diversions!! :p
     
  4. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    I'll be making my stand in Głuszynko, a town in northern Poland, with the following people:

    - Gary Bollan, a retired professional footballer
    - Angel Acevedo, a filmmaker
    - Narayan Dharam Singh, a politician born in 1936 >_>
    - Jonathan Penner, another old-as-**** person, this time a writer

    Great. Thanks, Wikipedia, thanks very much.
     
  5. hatchet13

    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    I have the dream team when it comes to laying waste to the undead ..

    -Carlos Medina Plascencia :Mexican politician ,former Mayor of León & senator and interim governor of Guanajuato 1991 – 1995......also very handy when laying the smack down on those zombie pendejos'.
    -Johan Lindeberg :a Swedish fashion designer who was the CEO of Diesel US from 1994 to 1996.Can decimate a zombies head with his trusty rifle from 1000 yards.
    -Amii Grove :an English glamour model and Page Three Girl (YES!) ... all she needs to do is like..carry my water bottle.Its just good to have her around.
    -Noah Kareng :a Botswanan former footballer who played as a midfielder , who can kick off a zombies head. For real.

    The shit hits the fan in Croatia on the D23 road ,a state road that connects the cities and towns of Duga Resa, Josipdol and Senj, to the state road network of Croatia.
    Bring it on you scum-sucking hordes of undead maggots.
     
  6. Kelmourne

    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Place: Saint-Pierre (French Island near Canada)

    Member 1: Stanley Thorne (British Labour Party Member)

    Member 2: Andre Marques (Brazilian Jazz Pianist)

    Member 3: Xu Yang (Chinese High Jumper)

    Member 4: Pierre Grenier (Quebec Conservative MP)
     
  7. Greybeard

    Greybeard Geezer

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    We're in Coombs Hills, Antarctica. How? Why? Are we facing zombie penguins?

    My companions:

    Tirren Staaf, aka Pegz, (born c. 1977) (circa 1977? Doesn't someone know?) an Australian hip hop artist,
    Frideric Mishkin, (60) an American economist,
    Philipp Heerwagen, (28) a German football (soccer) goalie,
    Clan Forbes. Yes, I lucked into an entire lowland clan. Top that.

    Okay, getting a whole clan is likely cheating, so I asked again and came up with:
    Imee Ooi, "a Malaysian music producer, composer, arranger and vocalist who brings traditional Buddhist chants, mantras and dharanis (typically from the Sanskrit, Pali, Tibetan or Mandarin languages) into sung versions with accompanying musical scores. She also is a classical pianist by training."

    Near as I can figure it out, Imee and Pegz keep us entertained with a hip hop chant duet in Sanskrit while Philipp and I defeat the zombie penguins using Frederic as bait.

    I'd rather have Clan Forbes. At least I could understand them (if they speak clearly).
     
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  8. Sneakybolt

    Sneakybolt Melereb

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    It'd happening in Searles Castle (Massachusetts)

    Audacia Ray-an American author whose work covers the topics of sexuality and culture
    Roy Welland-Chief Investment Officer at CruCapital, owner of the world-renowned restaurant Cru, wine connoisseur, and world class bridge player
    Ahmad Lai Bujang- a Malaysian politician
    Steven James Janaszak- a retired American ice hockey goaltender who played three games in the NHL with the Minnesota North Stars and Colorado Rockies between 1980 and 1982


    I had "Caeté people and List of painters by name beginning with “I”" But figured that would be unfair.

    I had The Millionaire Next Door too >.<
     
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  9. Lady Cyllíeth

    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    Place: Hittin, a depopulated village 8 kilometers west of Tiberias (currently lies in ruins)

    1. Len Walker (born 1944, a former English footballer and manager)
    2. Malé B. Alexander (born 1974, actor, film/music producer, writer, and professional athlete in Lacrosse)
    3. Renzo Burini (born 1927, a retired Italian professional football player and coach)
    4. Lekh Tandon (born 1929, director of Bollywood movies)
     
  10. bloodfiredeath

    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    I have to have another go!!

    This time my teeam consists of
    1)Robert Alfano is Distinguished professor of Science and Engineering at the City College of the City University of New York who specialises in the field of LASERS thats right LASERS
    2)Melanie Gloria (born June 19, 1987) is a Canadian professional tennis player.
    3)Tessie Agana (born May 16, 1942) is a Filipina actress who was a very popular child star during the 1950s,(Zombie fodder).
    4)Scott Joseph Touzinsky (born April 22, 1982) is an American volleyball player.
    I also got the 76th Army Band (United States) as number 4, but they possibly dont count!

    And it is all going down in the Algoma District in the Canadian province of Ontario.
    So with two current fit sporting stars and a dude that build lasers in a fairly rural setting, things are looking good.
     
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  11. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    my team:
    1. Björn Phau (born 4 October 1979) is a German tennis player
    2. Giorgio Mastropasqua (born July 13, 1951 in Rivoli, Piedmont) is an Italian association football and former manager of AlzanoCene and former player.
    3. Adam Dunkels, Ph.D., (born May 28, 1978) is a Swedish entrepreneur, programmer and founder of Thingsquare.
    4. Blaise Faggiano is the current head football coach at Utica College in Utica, New York. He has been the head coach since the 2008 season and has compiled a 7–13–0 overall record in two years.
    we're hunkered down at Rancho Rincon de la Puente del Monte.(a 15,219-acre (61.59 km2) Mexican land grant in the Salinas Valley, in present day Monterey County, California given in 1836 by Governor Nicolás Gutiérrez to Teodoro Gonzalez. [1] The grant extended along the north bank of the Salinas River, across from Francisco Lugo's Rancho Paraje de Sanchez, and encompassed present day Gonzales[2])
     
  12. Midnattblod

    Midnattblod Ranger of Shadow

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    my team is
    1. Brian Tevreden (born June 17 1969) a dutch footballer
    2. Mayumi Shō (born February 5, 1965) a Japanese voice actress
    3. Manuel Sánchez Delgado (born January 17, 1965) a retired Spanish footballer
    4. Knut Leo Abrahamsen (born September 2, 1962) a Norwegian Nordic Combined Skier

    we are fighting in Kreuztal Germany.
     
  13. Mad hatter

    Mad hatter Much more... Muchier

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  14. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    After barely surviving with my first group I now feel like checking whether I've got more luck with another group of survivors:

    We'll be fighting in Załuki, Poland. Makes sense, I'd say, considering that my last standoff was in another Polish town. My fellow survivors are:

    1) Vicente Garibaldo (born March 14, 1969 in Chepo, Panama) is a baseball infielder - sportsmen are always good, I guess.
    2) Max John Rodrigues - a 76-year-old Catholic bishop. Greeeaaaat.
    3) Cesar Mora is an Australian professional vert skater - hm, okay, we'll see about him.
    4) Ian Robertson (born 14 October 1966) is a Scottish former football player, who played as a right-back - meh, okay

    Let's see how long I can survive with that group :D
     
  15. Midnattblod

    Midnattblod Ranger of Shadow

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    I give it a week before their heads are sop lol
     
  16. Mad hatter

    Mad hatter Much more... Muchier

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    I feel pretty doubtful about my team
     
  17. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Yeah, I think that fictional character could become a problem :D
     
  18. Mad hatter

    Mad hatter Much more... Muchier

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    Yeah, exactly. The former FBI could be useful, and I have two athletes, but we are a man down!