Zombie Apocalypse: Plans and Strategies

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  1. Kenshin

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    Well, you all know it's coming. What are you gonna do?




    (there's a thread on this already but this one's better.)
     
  2. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    I'd throw kenshin at them and run off in my spaceship to the planet of mushrooms.
     
  3. Raraldor

    Raraldor Well-Known Member

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    well I definatly wouldn't stay indoors, that's never a good idea, but you have to be more specific, are they hobbling lumps of flesh, or the smart ones that run at you?
     
  4. Kenshin

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    The hobbling kind that can only be rid of when the brain is destroyed



    (The Zombie Survival Guide is a sweet book XD)
     
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    Raraldor Well-Known Member

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    indeed it is lol

    well I don't have a gun at my house so my first objective would be to get one. I have a wood axe so that might come in handy, other than that would be to get out of my house and go to my friends houses to see if they are alive. Then all there is to do is loot food and supplies and hope I don't break a bone
     
  6. Sneakybolt

    Sneakybolt Melereb

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    Stow away in Alex's space ship
     
  7. Lord Yuan

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  8. I. R. Shogun

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    I'll make a detailed laying out of my crew's plans later, but they factor a lot into preparations I've already made for a wide array of disasters in my never ending quest to be an action hero
     
  9. Kakashi

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    All you need is a baseball bat and a few friends with baseball bats.
     
  10. Kelmourne

    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Such a zombie plauge would never spread because they would be so F***ing slow that just about anyone could take one down.

    But assuming that for SOME reason a massive horde has had time to build and is infecting everybody in it's path, Hummer + cow-catcher. Plow through them with little trouble.
     
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    A baseball bat is more fun.
     
  12. I. R. Shogun

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    Plagues like that spread because people don't know they've been infected and spread it to others. It's unlikely that it could spread, but it's far from impossible, just look at any pandemic

    The vehicle theory might work, assuming you've waited before heading out since in that event it's not the zombies that will impede travel, it's the streets being choked with other vehicles
     
  13. Ender-Zero

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    World War Z gives very good ideas on how the plague might spread if it were ever real. Needless to stay, just take out the stairs man.
     
  14. I. R. Shogun

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    My personal plan is to keep my team mobile. Yeah there's some serious risk to it, but we're less likely to get cabin fever, and as long as all of us keep one final grenade on us at any given time I trust most of us to be able to make the final sacrifice if need be
     
  15. Phoenix of Chaos

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    I'm surprised none of you have mentioned shotguns yet. Granted, a lot of you have suggested guns, but no shotguns? Shame on you.
     
  16. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    I'd run *shrug*
    And get on a boat. Can the zombies come in the water?
     
  17. Lord Yuan

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    If you give them a hellofa lot of time they can cross oceans but they don't do swiming, so as long as you are on the surface, perhaps to sleep or wait, you still would have to re-stock on fuel and food on land though.