These are all things that I've done and I think I am worthy of being called a Star Wars freak.. *You're learning a language. (huttese) *You spent an hour printing out the entire 100 pages for AOTC and are memorizing it. *You pretend you and your brother are Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, Padme and Anakin, or Leia and Han. *You have *Star* Star Wars *Star* painted on your nails. *You have written several Star Wars fanfics. *You quote Star Wars for any subject given. *You are psyched about going to a friend's house and watching all 6 movies plus the Clone Wars and the HOliday Episode. *You have a notebook where your married to a character. *You like either Han, Luke, ANakin, or Obi-Wan. *You are joined to at least two Star Wars forums and post fanfics and poetry frequently. *You wear Star Wars clothes with pride and don't care when your called a nerd. In fact you take it as a compliment. *Everyone calls you Padme or Leia. *You leave the Imperial March on answering machines. *you and your friends play Jedi Mind tricks. *You WANT to be obsessed. *You cryed when you couldn't get 3PO's head, Luke's lightsaber, or one of those 100 dollar Force FX lightsabers. As a result, you and your SW obsessed friends are competing for history day and the grand prize is 1000 dollars. *You cried sooo hard during ROTS and you can feel Master Kenobi's pain. *you go up to those automatic doors and wave your hand in a Force like motion. *You try telekinesis because you want to use the Force so badly. *You spend all your money and online time wih Star Wars. *you actually take the time to write down all the ways your obsessed. *All your free write stories at school have to do with Star Wars. *Your 3 goals in life are...1.To become a Jedi. 2.to succesfully use telekineses/the Force. 3.to become one of the biggest Star Wars fans ever. *You fall asleep thinking about being with one of your favorite characters. *You can't talk about anything but Star Wars. *You are having a Life Day celebration instead of Christmas and a Star Wars b-day. *You can't sleep at night because your always hearing lightsabers in your head. *People in chat rooms start asking you if you pretend to fuk with Luke which you had just been doing b4 that comment. *You got your bff to be obsessed. *For new years your bff is coming over to lightsaber duel and watch all the movies. *You can't say lifesavers anymore because you always think lightsabers. *Whenever you get into music, you close your eyes and make a Star wars music video to go with the song. *YOu can type Star Wars on you keyboard without looking because you've typed it so many times. *You threaten to kill a guy because he called your lightsaber a dildo. *your mom says alder. Before you hadn't been listenig, but as soon as you hear that you go 'what about Alderaan?' *you can sense snow in the Force. The night it snowed I was like 'I sense something in the Force Master.' I looked outside and it was snowing!! *Your life revolves around Star Wars. *your religion is jediism/the Force. *You belive in the Force and try to master it. *You belong to a Star wars worship site. *You think you hear something to do with Star Wars in a convo even if there is nothing. *Your history teacher talks about a tractor and you immediately think 'What about the tractor beam?' *you don't listen to normal conversations going on around you but when you hear Star Wars you immediately join in. *YOu pretend to Force dribble the basketball and every time someone misses a basket you say 'Concentrate on the Force.' Every time you make one you say 'I counldn't have done it without the help of the Force. *You had to argue with some old lady about why the Force is not evil. *Thanks little sister for not mentioning the mind tricks* In the end you win. This lady is a christiain and she figures if the Force can move things then its satanic. Yeesh. Well tell me how obsessed you think I am guys on a scale of 1 to 10. ESPECIALLY YOU ANAKIN!