Yo mamma PG-13

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  1. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain Stranger in a Strange Land

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    I have no good ones but you guys might. SO keep it PG-13 please.
     
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    Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on a rainbow a skittle popped out.

    Yo momma's so fat she needs the great wall of china to be her bedroom wall

    Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper shouted "An elephant has escaped!"

    I have loads but can't think of anymore