Y'allbonics - Rated G

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  1. Sorcha

    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    NOT TO BE OUT DONE BY EBONICS IN CALIFORNIA, THE SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGES AND SCHOOLS IS REQUESTING BILLIONS OF FEDERAL DOLLARS TO TEACH Y'ALLBONICS IN ALL CLASSROOMS SOUTH OF THE MASON-DIXON LINE.

    INCLUDED HERE ARE SOME SAMPLES OF Y'ALLBONICS. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM, CONTACT YOUR CLOSEST SOUTHERN BUBBA FOR AN EXPLANATION...


    Heidi – (noun) – Greeting

    Hire Yew – complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: “Heidi, hire yew?”

    Bard – (verb) – past tense of the infinitive “to borrow”. Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”

    Jawjuh – (noun) – The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner.”

    Bammer – (noun) – The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayam. Usage: “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20,000,000 in improvements.”

    Munts – (noun) – A calendar division. Usage: “My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck, and I ain’t herd from him in munts.”

    Thank – (verb) – cognitive process. Usage:”A thank ah’ll have a bare.”

    Bare – (noun) – an alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have a nutter bare.”

    Ignert – (adjective) – not smart. See “Arkansas native” Usage: “Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!”

    Ranch – (noun) - a tool used for tight’nin’ bolts. Usage: “I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago.”

    All – (noun) – A petroleum based lubricant. Usage: “I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.”

    Far – (noun) – A conflagration. Usage: “If my brother from Jawjuh don’t change the all in my pickup truck, that thang’s gonna catch far.”

    Tar – (noun) – A rubber wheel. Usage: “Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don’t git a flat tar in my pickup truck.”

    Tire – (noun) A tall monument. Usage: “Lawd willin’ and the creek don’t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime.”

    Retard – (verb) – To stop working. Usage: “My grampaw retard at age 65.”

    Fat – (noun and verb) – A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: “You younguns keep fat’n, n’ ah’m gonna whup yuh.”

    Rats – (noun) – Entitled power or privilege. Usage: “We Southerners are willin’ to fat or are rats.”

    Cheer – (adverb) – In this place. Usage: “Jest set that bare rat cheer.”

    Farn – (adjective) – Not domestic. Usage: “I cuddin’t unnerstand a wurd he sed…must be from some farn country.”

    Did – (adjective) – not alive. Usage: “He’s did, Jim.”

    Are – (noun) – A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: “He cain’t breathe….give ‘im some are!!”

    Bob war – (noun) – A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: “Boy, stay away from that thar bob war fence.”

    Jew here – (pronoun+verb) – Contraction. Usage: “Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump’ny?”

    Haze – (pronoun+verb) – A contraction. Usage: “Is Bubba Smart?” “Nah…haze ingnert. He ain’t thanked but a minnit’n ‘is laf.”

    Seed – (verb) – past tense of “to see.” Usage: “I ain’t never seed Noo Yawk City.”

    View – (verb+pronoun) – contraction. Usage: “I ain’t never seed Noo Yawk City…view?”

    Gubmint – (noun) – A bureaucratic institution. Usage: “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.”
     
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  2. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    Hehe! Good stuff sorchy! Your avvy is new! w00t the scaray one is gone!
     
  3. Sorcha

    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL, its prolly coming back...this was for the RPG :p
     
  4. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Rofl, very funny
     
  5. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    YAY! I can understand Sorcha now! :D

    J/K J/K *ducks and hides*
     
  6. Sorcha

    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    Hey, you'se really askin' for a fat now. Jus' cause I ain't frum no farn country don't mean ah cain't tawk.


    Hehe, I have another...gotta find it :p
     
  7. jake1964

    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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    Hayull gurl, yew tawk jus fine ta me. Don't pay no mind ta them damn yankees.
     
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