Why do people care about this list? Adding and adding to it they cannot resist It cannot be just to make friends that is a lie I'm trying this concept out and they don't want to talk to this guy Like this is a shocker For I do not look like a gangsta or a rocker Oh do I know this guy? probably not They refuse to respond because they think I'm not hot I'm not a perv oh the nerve Just looking for someone else to burn on my tennis serve Oh shit he is a athlete after all No I didn't make no wishes on my crystal ball But yeah people seem to be fake Like that bottle of water they claim came from a lake I'm the real deal Better than that McDonald's happy meal So I send people random messages like all the time Last time I checked it is still not a crime What is the outrage? Just get to know me and check out face book page What the hell is wrong with all of you? I'm who I am til the end it's true In case you didn't know it Among many hobbies I am a poet Don't judge a book by it's cover There is another world you have yet to discover So much more than a face Honestly I am not like the rest I am on a rocket in outer space Funny thing is I am not even trying to rhyme Hit me up if you have some time Damn it's lunch time I gotta go Make some ham and cheese sandwiches ya know?