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  1. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    The coolest thing I have heard in a long, long time follows:

    My great uncle wrestled a bear. He honest to god wrestled a bear. He lost, but he still wrestled a bear. holy frack.
     
  2. Mem

    Mem Mosh Warrior

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    something cooler? Hannah Montana.
     
  3. Ender-Zero

    Ender-Zero Ruff Mercenary

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    when I was a younin' I lived on a house boat and this one huge crazy grizled mofo at my marina who had claw marks on his face claimed he was attacked by a bear up north and killed it with his knife. He then showed me the knife, which was about a foot long and the jaw of the bear which he had cut off. I don't know if I believe him to this day, but holy crap, if it's true, then damn.
     
  4. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    I forget who it was, but there was a Japanese man a while back who fist fought a bull and won. he wanted to fight a bear but the government wouldn't let him, he founded some form or another of karate, and not that milk toast shit from today, the old styles of karate that were actually meant for full on war
     
  5. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    I mean a bull doesn't really have fists and can't fight back.

    But that's still awesome and I'm sure cooler things have happened, its just the fact that this guy is related to me.


    @Mem- ;P
     
  6. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    and you guys think aussies are crazy... I'd jump on a crocodile over going one on one with a bear.
     
  7. Sneakybolt

    Sneakybolt Melereb

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    I wouldn't do either... I like being alive.
     
  8. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    Seconded ^^'
     
  9. AlphaAlex

    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    hannah montana isnt cool.

    Give miley a few yabby seasons tho... :D
     
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  10. I. R. Shogun

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    Bulls don't need no stinking fists, they understand the values of kicks, stomps, and headbutts
     
  11. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    Did the bull still have horns? Cause if so, that's kind of crazy.
     
  12. Ender-Zero

    Ender-Zero Ruff Mercenary

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    Where did his bloodline go so wrong?
     
  13. I. R. Shogun

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    Yeah, and he fought it to the death
     
  14. Lord Yuan

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    I would say I would only fight a bear or shark or large flesh eating animal with an axe. Well perhaps not a shark I might use a harpoon there.
     
  15. I. R. Shogun

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    Depends on what kind of bear, or shark. Against a great white I wouldn't use anything less than a torpedo unless we were in my element, land. And I think I might stand a chance against a black bear if I had my trusty kukhri
     
  16. Kakashi

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    I mean bears can run fast and they're strong. If it got to charging at you, a knife would just make it mad.

    And okay, that whole bull thing is sick as ****
     
  17. I. R. Shogun

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    Black bears aren't that big, a solid stroke with a kukrhi would kill it pretty well. Hell some brown bears would go the same. We aren't talking grizzlies here, black bears are roughly people sized, a big heavy blade would hurt them good. I'm not saying I'd win for sure, but I'd stand some chance that gets above fraction level
     
  18. Kakashi

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    If you give me a shotgun, I have a feeling I could kill a bear. Otherwise, its in question.
     
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    like I said, depends on the type of bear. And the type of shotgun.
     
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    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    A brown bear with a minigun?