WoW Joke

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  1. Malazan the Moderate

    Malazan the Moderate Guard of Gondolin

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    Hey, you know what Azeroth's favorite TV show would be?

    HORDErs. :D
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    I am going to +1 that, for the shear cheek of posting such a cheesy joke :)

    Where do we take it from here... A goblin, a gnome and a panda walk into a bar....?
     
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    Malazan the Moderate Guard of Gondolin

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    Yes, we must increase the levels of lactose intoletance with these jokes.
     
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    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    Even I got that joke and I don't even play WoW. Anyway, my only response is this: DUUUUUUUH.

    :D
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    Bwahahahahaha :D
     
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    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    So an orc's busy trying to chop trees to build a wall with, when his axe goes dull again. He frowns, punches a tree, and decides to go see if the goblins have some new gizmo to help him cut trees better - he'd seen their tree cutting machines, but nothing he could hold in his hand, and he wasn't about to go riding no fancy machine just to chop down a tree. So the goblin says, "I've got just the thing! This here is the Mark 23 Saw-Chain!" Before the goblin can dive into some sort of technobabble explanation, the orc grabs the thing, tosses the greedy little midget his coins, and leaves.

    A few days later, he comes back, growling. "This thing's useless! I could barely chop half the number of trees I could with my axe!"

    Puzzled, the goblin takes a look at the machine, then pulls the ripcord. ROAR! went the machine.

    "WHAT'S THAT NOISE?!" exclaimed the stupid orc!
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    :D:D:Dhahahaha, good one!