Would you really want an elf for a girlfriend?

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Would you want an elven girlfriend?

  1. Hell yeah! Elven chicks rocks man!

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    67.9%
  2. Erm... maybe I'l still settle for human...

    9 vote(s)
    32.1%
  1. The Empress

    The Empress Solitude and Strength...

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    It may sound like a good idea, but once you think about it it is not. for 1 how could an elf love a mear mortal like me it wouldn't work. And even if she did love my i would die and she wouldn't, which might be a bad thing.
    my first post.
     
  3. Dwimmerlaik

    Dwimmerlaik Captain of Despair

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    so she would never die, so she would be the pimp over the men
     
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    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Elves can die...not ALL elves are immortal.

    Secondly...if you know who Arwen is...you'll know she became mortal or something since she loved Aragorn.

    Lastly...who says I am going to die....If you Elves can exist for gf's...why can magic not exist to sustain large life spans? :p
     
  5. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    Ok, so I get to see the lifespan factor here and I admit I'll like to screw an elven chick. But then again, who wouldn't want to? :littlethi
     
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    jake1964 Old enough to be your dad

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  7. Winterine

    Winterine Ranger-Bard

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    *chuckles at Mubu and Sky*

    Sure I wouldn't mind an elven girl-friend. But I'd prefer an elven boyfriend :D:D:D
     
  8. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    If I didn't have Tori (Padmé) I would like an elf girl...In looks they don't seem that different...they seem very kind and understanding, so that would be perfect for me. But I am happy with Tori...she's perfect too:D (no, she's not an elf!)
     
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    Hmp. Clearly elf males are bisexual. Which means that I could have two elven boyfriends. ;) Who would have had hundereds of years to practice, er, everything. :cool:
     
  10. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Score!!!! :D lol

    Meh, I wouldn't say no an elven girlfriend. As long as her name is Arwen. ;) :D
     
  11. Dwimmerlaik

    Dwimmerlaik Captain of Despair

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    elves are like too skinny.
     
  12. Meteorain

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    Dunno what elves you been looking at :S
     
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    all of them, like there hot, but like i hate bags of bones (if you know what i mean). like a girl who isnt fat but is nicely proportioned.
     
  14. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    As I said....dunno what Elves you been looking at :S

    Some are skinny....but a lot are nicely fleshed :p
     
  15. azuren82

    azuren82 Berserk got banned...

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    I think our friend here has seen too much of D&D elves...
     
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    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    are you referring to me?
     
  17. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Yes. :D

    Actually, I changed my mind. If elves looked like Elisha Cuthbert (chick out of "Girl Next Door", Jack Bauer's daughter on "24") THEN I'd love to have one. :D

    http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a132/Faellem/elisha.jpg

    Great pic of her. :D
     
  18. Winterine

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    *lol* :D

    (Sorry I haven't got anything else to add, I just found that hilarious!)
     
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  19. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Haha... So did I, obviously... ;) :D
     
  20. Dwimmerlaik

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    i just think elves would be fun for a bit, but you know what type of girls i like.