Discussion in 'Polls' started by azuren82, Jun 17, 2005.
How can you call truth an oxymoron!
It may sound like a good idea, but once you think about it it is not. for 1 how could an elf love a mear mortal like me it wouldn't work. And even if she did love my i would die and she wouldn't, which might be a bad thing.
my first post.
so she would never die, so she would be the pimp over the men
Elves can die...not ALL elves are immortal.
Secondly...if you know who Arwen is...you'll know she became mortal or something since she loved Aragorn.
Lastly...who says I am going to die....If you Elves can exist for gf's...why can magic not exist to sustain large life spans?
Ok, so I get to see the lifespan factor here and I admit I'll like to screw an elven chick. But then again, who wouldn't want to? :littlethi
Elf chicks are too skinny. I prefer a more Frazetta-like woman. BTW, I don't see the attraction to Cate Blanchett. I think she's rather plain....and for what it's worth, she's younger than I am.
Edit - rudey drawings ahead, avert your eyes children!!!
*chuckles at Mubu and Sky*
Sure I wouldn't mind an elven girl-friend. But I'd prefer an elven boyfriend
If I didn't have Tori (Padmé) I would like an elf girl...In looks they don't seem that different...they seem very kind and understanding, so that would be perfect for me. But I am happy with Tori...she's perfect too (no, she's not an elf!)
Hmp. Clearly elf males are bisexual. Which means that I could have two elven boyfriends. Who would have had hundereds of years to practice, er, everything.
Meh, I wouldn't say no an elven girlfriend. As long as her name is Arwen.
elves are like too skinny.
Dunno what elves you been looking at :S
all of them, like there hot, but like i hate bags of bones (if you know what i mean). like a girl who isnt fat but is nicely proportioned.
As I said....dunno what Elves you been looking at :S
Some are skinny....but a lot are nicely fleshed
I think our friend here has seen too much of D&D elves...
are you referring to me?
Actually, I changed my mind. If elves looked like Elisha Cuthbert (chick out of "Girl Next Door", Jack Bauer's daughter on "24") THEN I'd love to have one.
Great pic of her.
(Sorry I haven't got anything else to add, I just found that hilarious!)
Haha... So did I, obviously...
i just think elves would be fun for a bit, but you know what type of girls i like.
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