Worst alternative Lord of the Rings cast

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  1. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Welcome to the sister thread for "Best alternative Lord of the Rings cast". Rule: 1. The actors/actresses cannot already be in the movies, i.e. Liv Tyler as Eowyn. 2. Keep it semi-serious. We want to have fun here but Kermit the frog as Aragorn would never have happened in a real life film. If you want to suggest Kermit, make sure the entire thing is muppet themed. The same goes for bad dramatic actors in a bad dramatic cast ect.

    Here's mine.

    Frodo - Jim Carrey
    Gandalf - Rick Moranis
    Aragorn - Bill Murray
    Samwise - Mike Meyers
    Merry - Rowan Atkinson
    Pippin - Martin Short
    Legolas - Johnny Depp
    Gimli - Keith Lonnecker
    Boromir - Brendan Fraisure
    Saruman - Steve Martin
    Arwen - Lily Tomlin
    Galadriel - Dolly Parton
    Wormtounge - Wallace Shawn
    Elrond - Tommy Lee Jones
    Theoden - John Cleese

    I'll think of some more later.
     
  2. isengard111

    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    A Johnny Depp Legolas?


    How about a Will Ferrel Pippen?
     
  3. Urambo Tauro

    Urambo Tauro Art House Member

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  4. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Scary!
     
  5. Lady_of_Shalott

    Lady_of_Shalott Weaving the Magic Web

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    That IS scary!

    The only way it could get worse with Ben Affleck as Aragorn would be if they cast Jennifer Lopez as Arwen.
     
  6. isengard111

    isengard111 The Master Chief

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    :eek: NO!! NOT ANOTHER GIGLI!! :eek:
     
  7. Elan Morin Tedronai

    Elan Morin Tedronai The Forsaken

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    Hahaha, that Tolkien Re-told stuff was hilarious, especially The Council Of Elrond.
     
  8. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

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    let me think

    Leonardo Dicaprio as Legolas or Frodo
    Arnold Schwarzenegger as Gandalf
    Sylvester Stallone as Aragorn
    George Lucas as Gimli
    George Bush as Saruman (Is this spamming? I really don't know! Than I'm sorry)
    Britney Spears as Arwen
    Orlanda Bloom as Legolas...(oh right! He IS Legolas, sorry forgot about that)
     
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  9. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Uhm...

    Frodo - Martin Lawrence
    Aragorn - Will Smith
    Gandalf - Morgan Freeman
    Legolas - Micheal Jordan
    Gimli - Bill Cosby
    Boromir - Mr. T
    Samwise - Cuba Gooding Jr.
    Meriadoc - Chris Rock
    Saruman - Denzel Washington
    Galadriel - Halle Berry!