Winter in Winnipeg (G)

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  1. Greybeard

    Greybeard Geezer

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    My sister sent me this:

    Winnipeg

    It's winter in Winnipeg
    And the gentle breezes blow
    Seventy miles an hour
    At twenty-five below.

    Oh, how I love Winnipeg
    When the snow's up to your butt
    You take a breath of winter
    And your nose gets frozen shut.

    Yes, the weather here is wonderful
    So I guess I'll hang around
    I could never leave Winnipeg
    'Cause I'm frozen to the ground
     
  2. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    lol
    That just about describes the entire eastern half of the country this year, doesn't it?
     
  3. Greybeard

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    Pretty much.