wife says her breats are too small

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  1. AlphaAlex

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    sorry that was meant to say breasts not breats lol




    Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
    Instead of characteristically telling her they are not, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
    Willing to try anything, She fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.
    "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
    She stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?"
    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
     
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    would've been funnier if I didn't hear it years ago. still a chuckle though.