Who's worse? Jaime or Cersei

Discussion in 'A Song of Ice and Fire' started by K'shar, Aug 24, 2006.

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Who's the bigger Ass Clown?

  1. Jaime

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    6.5%
  2. Cersei

    48 vote(s)
    77.4%
  3. Both of equal douchosity

    3 vote(s)
    4.8%
  4. I like them both and realize all true ASOIAF will hunt me down for this view

    7 vote(s)
    11.3%
  1. K'shar

    K'shar Darth Pumpkin

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    Well we've been argueing it for a bit now so lets see who you think is the bigger wanker or wanket as the case may be.
     
  2. K'shar

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    While Jaime may be a Poxy A$$ed Wh*re I still think that Cersei is by far the worse of the 2 due to her massive stupidity and base cruelty. Cersei is Queen of the Harpies!!!!
     
  3. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    I voted Jaime. Cersei has one redeeming factor. She's hot :p
     
  4. Plish

    Plish Soul Sailing Psychonaut

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    Yeah...I voted jaime....But not just becuase Cersei's supposedly hot
     
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  5. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Yea sure Plish....you perv :p
     
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    Plish Soul Sailing Psychonaut

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    lol...I've gotten far enough into the series where the fact that Cersei's beautiful just doesnt even register anymore....If you ask me, she's the ugliest and filthiest woman in Westeros...
     
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    I voted Cersei. She's worse than Jaime hands down (Well, especially since he's only got one. *snicker*). But seriously, Jaime seems like he's started to wake up to who he is and to see what a bitch Cersei is (the end of AFFC made me happy, lol).

    Personally, I cant wait to see Liadan arch up at how bad Cersei is. lol. ;)
     
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    I see that my fame has extended quite far. ;)

    Honestly, there's only one way to put it. If you don't understand why I hate Cersei more than Jaime (ignoring the fact that I love him), we'll be sending the mental rescue team to your house any moment. ;)
     
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    Roland Go Horse's Go

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    Cersei is personally the character I hate the most in the books, even if some of her POV's are quite well written.
     
  10. LyannaWolfBlood

    LyannaWolfBlood Ella Dictadora

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    CERSEI!!!

    And not just because Jaime rocks. I mean, is anyone a bigger Ass Clown than Cersei?

    Although Jaime does rock :D.
     
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    Cersei takes the cake on this one. I foresee Jaime redeeming himself and Cersei going down in flames, screeching like the ridiculous, stupid, cruel, paranoid b*itch that she is.

    Wow, I didn't realize I had that pent up inside.
     
  12. K'shar

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    I know the real reason why all the girls hate Cersei more than Jaime.
     
  13. Ilaelin

    Ilaelin The Mother of Dragons

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    LMAO...my sentiments exactly! :D

    :rolleyes: Oh, dare I ask...please enlighten us!
     
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    You all want to slobber over Jaime's manhood and can't cuz he only lets his sister do that.
     
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    lol, "slobber over Jaime's manhood". Please, grace us with your eloquence again! Thanks for the good laugh Kshar. ;)
     
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    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Funny....yet disturbing.
     
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    Jaime does rock. He has balls. Lost his hand but does not givie up hope. So he diddled his sister a few times, sired a few bastard inbred incestual children. Ok, looking at that last part it is awfully hard to sympathise with either.
     
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    Cersei, by far. Jaime at least displays some semblance of honor at times throughout the series. All Cersei does is connive and conspire and bribe people to do her will by sleeping with them.

    I don't like her character at all. I think she's a very important part of the series - but she's not at all likeable.
     
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    Please, be two more Jaime supporters. :D
     
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