Who can guess what I did to be incarcerated?

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  1. hatchet13

    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Who would like to guess what I did to be locked away from society ?
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    You were framed by storm troopers when they burned down luke's home and killed his uncle and aunt?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Nope . They tried to pin that on me but I was dumping my wheelie bin into the saarlac pit at the time . my alibi was confirmed by a jawa .
     
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    Tatooine prisons have internet access?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Surprisingly good Wi-Fi
     
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    I miss hatchet. He was 100% Tusken LARP all the time and it was great.
     
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    RayCaptain Purveyor of High Culture, Aristocrat of the Soul

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    Probably a DUI. Most people I know who go to jail go for DUI.
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    I just realized that I never answered this question.
    Anyway, I was lying back on the sand minding my own business when I went to light my pipe and had a bit of a problem and accidentally lit the sleeve of my robe on fire.
    Freaking out, I jumped to my feet and started to flail my arm around vigorously trying to put the fire out.
    The next thing I know, the 'authorities ' were there, in my face screaming at me and I ended up getting arrested for 'Brandishing A Firearm ' .....
    ....... and for theft, fraud, raiding, vagrancy, pillaging, slavery , smuggling, cannibalism ,possession of a controlled substance,use of said substance in a semi public sandy area, shoplifting , piracy and owning an unregistered Bantha.

    But mainly the Firearm charge.
     
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    Kelmourne The Savage Hippy

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    Good to know that usage of substances in a sandy area still carry different penalties than usage in a non-sandy area.
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Tell me about it - smoke pcp on a covered floor you get a slap on the wrist.
    Smoke that same pcp while on the sand - 12 months in Tatooines worst sand mine .
     
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    How's the Tatooine PCP market doing these days? Good business?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Yeah not bad . At least i think it is - I smoke that much of it anything could be happening. I spent 8 hours yesterday trying to convince a boulder to loan me some credits so I could buy a boulder.
    But I do know it's Tatooines second largest exported item.
    The first - sand.
     
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    Does Tatooine sell it off as fast as possible, thus devaluing the galactic sand market, or do they hoard it and sell it off in controlled quantities to keep the price fixed high?
     
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    Unfortunately I'm not privy to that information, I run in different circles but if you want my opinion it's obvious by looking around and seeing nothing but sand in every direction. . . wait,... what's that?! ..uh, never mind it was just more sand... ,that they might hoarding it. But anyway if you or someone you know needs something to be raided I can give you a free quote ...... and PCP, I got PCP too.
     
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    Is the Tusken history about the Builders canon or do you leave that garbage to the Storyteller?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    No the Rakata aren't even real, my uncle made that up when he was hammered off his sandy tits on an unknown ilicict substance (it was PCP, I was there )and most storytellers are drug addicted fucking degenerates who are as crooked as a barrel of snakes and make shit up anyway .
     
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