Where has all the chocolate gone?

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  1. Monkey Boy

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    Bad news people the worlds supply of chocolate has dried up! All the chocolate still in existance will be put in special bunkers which will be sealed forever due to health and safety fears. All chocolate recipes with also be destroyed. The end of the world is upon us!

    Its made the front page of the BBC website:-
    http://www.bbc.co.uk
     
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    I heard about that :eek: they have already begun to stockpile it here in Australia, it started two days ago, some people are even rioting :eek:
     
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    :eek: You can still get it over here at the min but I've seen signs going up saying it will be illegal to sell it from 23:59 tonight!
     
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    Oh crap, I just checked online, here they will put you in jail for 15 years if you are found in possession of chocolate, I'd like ot know wth is going on, I mean, it's only chocolate, right?
     
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    Maybe they've discovered that it has adverse side effects! Or maybe it's been being used for mind control o_O
     
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    ..... yeah ok.

    I heard people have already started using it as a form of currency in some countries. :p
     
  7. Monkey Boy

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    really?
     
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    Yeah, in the third world countries, I heard that a lot of the African provinces are using it as funds, and smuggling it in whilst they can, there was some issue about North Korea shipping tonnes of it out to them, in exchange for diamonds. :eek:
     
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    Well, I guess that my chocolate stockpile was a good idea after all.
     
  10. Monkey Boy

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    Aslong as they dont find it!
     
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    *shakes head*
     
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    What are you shaking your head at?!
     
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    oh nothing.
     
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    Hope the dogs can't smell it.
     
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    ... uh huh...
     
  16. dragoon

    dragoon Let the Apocalypse begin

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    So now it is true chocolate is better than sex
     
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    I find a mix of the two is best.
     
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    dragoon Let the Apocalypse begin

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    what the hell has that got to do with chocolate
     
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    Who cares about chocolate apart from fat kids with no friends?