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  1. Killbot608

    Killbot608 prototype killing machine

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    for example:
    1. on fire
    2. lol and carry on listening to music
    under arrest
    3. help the cops
    drowning.

    etc. i guess i'll start with:

    on fire. well what would you do if i was on fire?
     
  2. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    pour oil on you.

    1. being attacked by a badger.
     
  3. Killbot608

    Killbot608 prototype killing machine

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    spray it with a hose.

    having smex with your life partner
     
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    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    Kill you both...

    1. Eating lunch
     
  5. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    get out of the fridge
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    Killing you dead with bottled water?
     
  6. Killbot608

    Killbot608 prototype killing machine

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    yell wtf and bust out my 9

    taking a dump in your living room.
     
  7. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    make you eat it

    Taking a dump on you?
     
  8. Killbot608

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    send it back where it came from! and tell you that you're one sick puppy...

    climbing into a spaceship.
     
  9. hatchet13

    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    chain you back up in the laundry cupboard .

    Barbecuing a guide dog ?
     
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    Get the nearest blunt object and hit you until you ran away or died.

    throwing snowballs at your mother
     
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    Throw your mother at your snowballs.

    Mowing your lawn for you at three am on a Saturday.
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    Probably wouldn't care.

    taking a dump on your face while you slept
     
  13. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    wake up and inflict painful death to the fissure presented.

    giving you HIV
     
  14. Prince_Kheldar

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    Spit on your loved ones.

    Hiding behind your lamp?
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    keep you company and ask you what we're actually hiding from.

    featuring on a Dead or Alive poster;

    "Armed and legged -$7- reward"
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Take you in - dead - and spend the $7 on some glue to sniff .

    Me, walking bare-assed naked out of your mums bedroom
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Yeah..... she's dead. So I'd kill you for the necrophiliac that you are.

    - the judge in your murder trial?
     
  18. hatchet13

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    I'd be in deep shit , considering your attitude towards necrophiliacs - not to mention necrophiliacs up for murder.

    Strangling Oprah behind a dumpster
     
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    Asking the directions to the train station.

    Set fire to your brand new flannel shirt
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    knock you upside the head with my brand new claw hammer

    smelling your pillow while you were asleep