What NOT to do during "Return of the King."

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  1. Witchking

    Witchking Undead Ringer

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    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
    the
    hell is Harry Potter?"
    2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
    PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
    3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
    says: "The Ring."
    4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
    5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
    6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
    7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
    sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
    8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
    finger and fall down the stairs.
    9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
    Python style.
    10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
    11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
    FOREST, RUN!"
    12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
    about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
    13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
    14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
    nude
    Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
    15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
    16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
    looking terribly confused.
    17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and
    shout, "I see dead people!"
    18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda
    would be like.
    19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
    scene.
    20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
    California.
    21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
    go!"
     
  2. Strider

    Strider Eccentric

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    LOL some of those I would ;)
     
  3. byzantine warrior

    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    lol witchking when i saw TTT some one said "hey look you can see livs #@^$!"
     
  4. Nienor

    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    It's not true. :eek:

    Number 3 sounds like alot of fun to do at home with a DVD. :D
     
  5. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    that's great- I LOVE it!
     
  6. dwarf tosser

    dwarf tosser "What the Deuce?"

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    Haha wheres Waldo! :D


    -dt
     
  7. PrinceOfMirkwood

    PrinceOfMirkwood Elven Assasin

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    Witchking, you shouldn't have given me those ideas. lol
     
  8. Isis

    Isis New Member

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    LOL. i know, im with prince here. *gets an evil look and mutters somethign about taking this list with her when she goes and sees the film on the 17th*
     
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    DohHunter Community Defender

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    ROTFLMAO.

    Great lines :D
     
  10. Eàmanë

    Eàmanë formally Nevaeh

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    When I went to see TTT, I laughed out loud when Aragorn fell over the cliff.
     
  11. urbanharlequin

    urbanharlequin Golden Marshall, 3rd Wing

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    11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
    FOREST, RUN!"

    - Witchking, have you been taking your medication lately?

    Actually, that made me laugh.
    #22. some time during the movie yell out "who farted. It smells like malt beer and red meat. (quote for FotR)
     
  12. dwarf tosser

    dwarf tosser "What the Deuce?"

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    ima copy this list and when everyones in the theater before the preveiws roll im gonna read it!(if it's ok with witchking)

    -dt
     
  13. dwarf tosser

    dwarf tosser "What the Deuce?"

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    accually it wouldn't work because some of its spoilers and some of it's not ROTK.

    -dt
     
  14. dwarf tosser

    dwarf tosser "What the Deuce?"

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    23: when ARagorn is giving the "this day we fight!' speech make your cellphone's loudest tune go off and pretend to be talking with someone one the other line. :D

    -dt
     
  15. Crack of Doom

    Crack of Doom New Member

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    Don't drink a "tub-of-Coke" at the start, and expect to make it through......
     
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    Lego God amongst men

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    when I went to se fotr soo long ago but anyway i said really loud "wheres tom!!!!!????????"
     
  17. Trinity

    Trinity New Member

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    where's tom lol!!

    my mate katherine told this girl to shut up really loudly cause this girl goes "oh my god i've my mobile on!!" th katherine shouts "FOR GOD SAKE WILL YOU SHUT UP!!" me and heidi cracked up big time and that was in TTT!!
     
  18. Witchking

    Witchking Undead Ringer

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    He he, I thought you guys would enjoy that one. I can't take any credit though, I found it on the net!
     
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    Fincayra New Member

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    i like the hobbit
     
  20. celebdraug

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    hehe! thanks for the tips! #8 is the best! :)
    i have not seen it yet but i am soon going to!

    CANT WAIT!!!