wedding night (M?)

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  1. JIM

    JIM zombie Turncoat

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    As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions. Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama."
    Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!"
    Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy."
    But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!"
    Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy."
    Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!"
    Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol -- this is a job for Mama!"
     
  2. S.J. Faerlind

    S.J. Faerlind Flashlight Shadowhunter

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    I have to admit, this is more the type of joke I was expecting XD
     
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  4. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    It's good to have you back JIM for your jokes (and more things).