Warning - Before Entering the Guild Read This

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  1. Liadan

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    WARNING:
    Once you enter the Horde, there is no turning back. Embrace the insanity, violence, and "problems" of the Guild and you should be fine. We do not provide guarantees.

    We regret that we do not provide medical insurance. All medical expenses incurred must be paid for by the newcomer. We are not to be held responsible for any injuries either mental or physical. Please do not expect us to apologize or offer any compensation. Any attempts at a lawsuit will be met in the approved ASoIaF style - with lots of blood, force, and violence. (I did think about putting the "brutal sex, incest, and child molestation" in there but somehow it didn't seem to fit. :halo: ) Enter at your own risk.
     
  2. Nynaeve

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    *backs out slowly*
     
  3. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    I knew there was a reason I didn't read these books :O
     
  4. K'shar

    K'shar Darth Pumpkin

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    The books won't change you, much. You can always read them and just not tell us. Come to the ASOIAF side.
     
  5. Roland

    Roland Go Horse's Go

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    Darn you could have mentioned this when you started it :D nevermind
     
  6. Liadan

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    :D I think I've scared people. :D
     
  7. K'shar

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    you? you're not scary. you're a little hobbit
     
  8. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    OK, my curiosity has got the best of me, how do I go about joining the guild?
     
  9. Nynaeve

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    You can do what I did. Just jump right in without asking. :D

    It's a little scary in here though. :p
     
  10. K'shar

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    Scary? I guess thats all in your point of view.
    If you actually want to join you need to talk to Liadan or there's a couple of other people but I'm not sure who can initiate you. Take a really easy GoT test and you're in.
     
  11. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    *psst* Liadin . . . . . . where are you?
     
  12. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Lol, Liadan. :D

    Turin, if you check the first post in the Member's List you'll find a list of people who can test you besides Liadan. :)
     
  13. Ilaelin

    Ilaelin The Mother of Dragons

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    *pops in*

    Yikes what have I just entered...lol! I see Liadan has now issued a warning for all of us. Feels kind of like the signs at the zoo "Don't feed the animals." :D
     
  14. K'shar

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    Well some of the animals are OK to feed. Some of us are just a little less reliable on not biting off fingers.
     
  15. Ilaelin

    Ilaelin The Mother of Dragons

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    Lol...yes I will have to say I'm one of them! Muahahaha!
     
  16. K'shar

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    oh Please little miss bride of Cap'n Jack you're a pussy cat
     
  17. Liadan

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    ;) Knew you'd come to it eventually. :D

    Anyway, sorry everyone, it was taking a couple of days to get our DSL installed. :D But it's all good now. :D

    Turin, pretty much anyone who's in the Guild can test you, but everyone seems to want me to test them for some reason. :p
     
  18. Nynaeve

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    Ooo, DSL, congrats! :)

    To make you feel useful? And smart? ;)
    Although, I guess I should take it too. To be "official". :p
     
  19. Liadan

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    Thanks! :D

    I don't think I'm useful or smart. Unless you're counting plotting ways to kill Met as useful. ;)

    And I should be online more often especially once school starts. :p I can use the comp in the afternoons then.
     
  20. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I'll look you up on MSN some time.