Vista Betatzis

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  1. Foinikas

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    Hahaha this is a funny commercial about some greek sports bet site,I don't care about the site but the video is awesome.It futures some guy is supposed to be a worker(hence the "Betatzis" name)who suddenly gets rich by playing in that site and also features the AWESOME GREEKZOR MODELS Ria Antoniou and Olga Farmaki! :D

     
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    I wish I could understand it.
     
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    Ok I'll translate it just for you(and everybody else who is actually wondering what the song says).Note: Betatzis is a guy who used the "Beton" machine used to create concrete,so he is actually part of a building crew.The site is called "Vista Bet" so it's playing with the word "Betatzis" and "Bet".

    Anyway the words go:
    "I'm tired of working all day at the building,
    rolling the beton machine not making a drachma(a dime let's say),
    the chicks avoiding me although I'm a hot stud.
    At the club not having money to buy a drink to the babe.
    I bought a PC and internet to "open my eyes",
    I also bought an anti-virus so as to not get a virus,
    the pals showed me some cool sites,
    so I ended up at Vista and everything came by later.
    I picked up the phone and called the engineer,
    He told me to play Abiona Europa(?)Spanish,
    I got Barca over and Ansee(?)bet-o and I became the best Betatzis in the world!

    Chorus:

    Ah Betatzi,Vista Betatzi,you find the spot,the G-spot! x2


    I played Milan-Juve under and Alke as double
    and so I got the Freelander and a triple jakuzi.
    The helmet gives me inspiration,because it's a magic helmet,
    because it's a gift from elemental school.
    I dropped the beton machine,I moved to Psychiko(a probably prestigious area in Athens),
    no more porn,sorry doll,I've got a divine babe
    and if her friend wants to "eat" the Betatzis' "candy",
    I play it 1 at half-time,2 at the final.

    Chorus

    And if you want me to build a mansion in Beverly Hill(not Hills :p),
    so we can lie around naked with orange helmets,
    to swim in our pool with coctail drink,
    I have to get the matches from Champions League!
    Girls no more playing(or fooling around)m
    cars and houses are ok but I love the game!
    I'll play(bet on)three ties tonight to get a jet as well,
    I'm going to my laptop...hasta la Vista Bet!

    Chorus


    :D

    Note: The two babes at the video are famous greek models Olga Farmaki and Ria Antoniou(the blonde one).