Twilight on Cracked.com

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  1. Liadan

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    If you're a fangirl without a sense of humor, for God's sake don't click on the following links. I'll admit that I laughed pretty hard. Seems to me like the guys on Cracked did a great job of accurately summarizing both books and movie (Rachel, don't kill me).

    Contains some pretty strong language, if you object to that sorta' thing you probably shouldn't click on the link either.

    On the books: http://www.cracked.com/topic/36-twilight/
    On the movies: http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
     
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  2. Raff the Sweetling

    Raff the Sweetling Threadkiller

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    A perfect summary. The only flaw was it didnt include "Greek God" with "Marble" and "Statuesque".

    Best line in the 10 times shorter version -"Dad, you're embarrassing me almost as much as my acting!"
    (Because of the annoyance factor I have never in my life typed this, but if ever there was a time it has to be now, so here goes) LOL!!!

    This made me so happy, I think Ill bookmark it and read it every morning to start my day off right.
     
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    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    Seriously funny stuff there.
    Don't think I can quote the stuff here that really made me lol >.>
     
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    Elvenwriter Mmmm, Spam

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    i even laughed and i LOVE twilight XD that was great
     
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    Sevi Pocałunek!

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    I really really enjoyed that...I laughed pretty hard almost all the time! Some of the things that made me laugh the most:

    "Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."

    "The plot revolves around a villain from the first book, who is stalking Bella. But this is just a background to the real plot, which is about Edward stalking Bella."

    "Kill Bill! With vampires!!!" "Vampire turf wars!!!!!!!!!"

    "If I sleep with a woman, I'll have to go home and smash my piano,"

    "and then the two of them whine about how unhappy they are now because they've made each other unhappy by being unhappy, and then we kind of stopped reading for a couple of minutes"
     
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    lol, Yes...for appx. 30 seconds I hated Emily but this stuff is too funny not to love!

    "The game attracts the attention of some EVIL VAMPIRES, who actually do the type of sh*t vampires are supposed to, like f*cking kill boring humans."

    "PETER FACINELLI: Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another."
     
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    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Rofl the wayward son bit was amazing. Mostly because it reminded me of Supernatural and I imagined Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki coming out of nowhere and impaling Patterson to a tree through the face using beastly silver steaks.
     
  9. Liadan

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    Haha yeah, that video was amazing too.

    Btw, there was an Adonis reference in the links... somewhere....

    And even Rachel admitted it's hilarious! MY LIFE IS SAVED FROM THE ANGRY FANGIRLS

    Also, best section from the books summary:

     
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    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    I was thinking the same damn thing. lol