Top ten things you do not want to do as a sword and knife collector...

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  1. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    You do not want to: lower it into your throat when you have the hiccups.

    Hey, it was the best I could think of.:rolleyes:
     
  2. OBSERVER

    OBSERVER New Member

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    I don't want to sell mine.
     
  3. NCO MOS18B

    NCO MOS18B Better than you.

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    Let your nephews get their greasy little fingers on it.
     
  4. Aramir

    Aramir Ranger of the North

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    walk to the shops with it pushed in your belt "just in case"
     
  5. psyva

    psyva New Member

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    Walk around with the blade in your hand and the handle on the other side.
     
  6. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    you dont want to be connected to a stabbing.

    try explaining that to the police, "no theyre just for display"
     
  7. Skyanide

    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    Show your wife the credit card statement...;)
     
  8. Skyanide

    Skyanide The Big Meanie Staff Member

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    Offer to show the cop who pulled you over the latest purchase for your collection...
     
  9. byzantine warrior

    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    swing it in the direction of your door just when someone unfortunate walks in:eek:
     
  10. NCO MOS18B

    NCO MOS18B Better than you.

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    Pretend to behead Orcs when the ceiling fan is on.
     
  11. Tenaka

    Tenaka New Member

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    Use a $300 knife as a throwing knife when its not ment to be one.
     
  12. darkdragon

    darkdragon The Black Prince

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    Use it for a letter opener, or open packages with it. And never sleep with it unless you want to take up residence on the couch if your married...:D :D :D
     
  13. mithrandir

    mithrandir Gentleman Scholar

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    Use them to teach yourself to juggle:D
     
  14. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Stab your leg with Aragorn's elven dagger and lick it off and throw it at your best friend.
     
  15. byzantine warrior

    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    Break your Narsil And send it to a swordsmith
     
  16. Anduril

    Anduril Flame of the West

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    Ouch! How would we do that? Step on it?
     
  17. byzantine warrior

    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    Most likely or get your car and run over it:D
     
  18. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Use them to eat your dinner.

    or

    try to figure out a way to play russian roulette with a sword.
     
  19. mithrandir

    mithrandir Gentleman Scholar

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    Attempt home surgery...on yourself:eek:
     
  20. Broknpotre

    Broknpotre I know kung fu...

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    With a false-edged Lord of the Rings replica sword. :D