I was at this religious education retreat. (Not that i cared) These are a couple of things I heard from the priest. I won't take them out of context for you. "Now, you're all going to give me your balls." "You're all like players trying to score." "You have to let yourself open up." "There are a lot of balls dropping all over the place." "Let's all hold hands" "*sings along to showtunes when he thinks no one is watching*" Ahhhhhh!