Things you've heard your preist say. Rated R.

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  1. Dystopia Eternal

    Dystopia Eternal The Windbringer

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    I was at this religious education retreat. (Not that i cared)
    These are a couple of things I heard from the priest. I won't take them out of context for you.

    "Now, you're all going to give me your balls."

    "You're all like players trying to score."

    "You have to let yourself open up."

    "There are a lot of balls dropping all over the place."

    "Let's all hold hands"

    "*sings along to showtunes when he thinks no one is watching*"




    Ahhhhhh!
     
  2. Nakeu_elven_slave

    Nakeu_elven_slave Tu Shausha

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    *laughs* GAY PREIST! *hides* I bet that freaks you out.. heh
     
  3. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    Ugggghhhhh, I'm sure he didn't just totally out nowhere say that you were going to give him your balls, I'm guessing it was a demontration involving BALLS not testicles. As for the open up thing, he meant open your heart, or, be willing to except things.
     
  4. Radagast

    Radagast Art House Member

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    Gamigar, since its located in the joke section, I would assume Dystopia would be obviously joking:p
    Since I refuse to go to church often, can't tell ya what my priest says.;)
     
  5. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    Oh yeah, I forgot, it's just that I felt a little offended, being a Christian and all, my Preacher says stuff like that sometimes, but it's not in an obscene way.
     
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    Radagast Art House Member

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    Nah. Im sure most priests don't have the intentions of being funny. But hey, thats what makes church bearable for me.
     
  7. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Our priest came to our Wedding reception and drak alot of beer. he he
     
  8. Arwen

    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    I'm a reverend muhahahaha

    I was ordained online for free LOLOL
     
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    Nienor Administrator Staff Member

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    Me too.. Muwhahaha

    Arwen's religion involves whips and spurs, be careful guys. :eek:
     
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    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    I'm glad I live in Ohio
     
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    Arwen Well-Known Member

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    hey the religion was founded in Ohio dear Turin ;)
     
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    *ROTFLMAO* :balrog: :D
     
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    jamespb New Member

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    why funny? I can not understand....
    sorry

     
  14. Harrison

    Harrison The Best Beatle

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    It's obscene.
     
  15. byzantine warrior

    byzantine warrior Autokratos Konstantinou

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    im a preist but i dont say stuff like that! must be catholic j/k
     
  16. Dystopia Eternal

    Dystopia Eternal The Windbringer

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    Actually, yes. Catholic indeed. After i get confirmed, i dont have to put up with all the catholic bullshit anymore (sorry,'god')