Things you would never say during a Star Wars movie...

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  1. lewy

    lewy Lewy the lethal lunatic!

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    (when ben says: youre fathers lightsaber...)
    no, don't luke, it's a trick!!!
     
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    what a gay,purple lightsaber
     
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    lewy Lewy the lethal lunatic!

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    a lightsaber could never match a blaster
     
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    Cool,I love Star Treck
     
  5. Anakin

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    "When Grievous is driving the wheel"

    "Yeah!!! Wheel...Of...FORTUNE!!!!"
     
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    (when order 66 happens) I told you the good-guys win
     
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    *To your girlfriend during Return of the Jedi when Leia wears the golden bikini*

    "Yeah!!! So hot! Would you wear that for me too, honey?"
     
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    What did they do with Hogwarts?
     
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    lewy Lewy the lethal lunatic!

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    you've tried??:p
     
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    (if you are the girlfriend) Of course sweety!!!
     
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    Yes....and succeeded, but I have to wait until we start to developp it:(
     
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    lewy Lewy the lethal lunatic!

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    and soon anakin will smash into a wall...
    (when the pod race is going on)
     
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    lucky man...:D
     
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    I didn't know frogs could use the force (Yoda)
     
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    (when r-2 throws luke his lightsaber)
    idiot, it is going to land in the mouth of that creature at the bottom of the sandy hole!!
     
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    "Saruman looks better in black! And look! He had his nose fixed!"
     
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    leia and vader will have **x!!........
     
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    Padme is cheating on Anakin (at Mustafar when she lands with Obiwan)
     
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    oh, no!! padmé is dead!!
    (when shmi dies in the tisken rider camp)
     
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    (make weird gun noises on any space bsttle)