The Wandering Magus's shop

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  1. AlphaAlex

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    and yuan cries..
     
  2. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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  3. Lord Yuan

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    I don't think Albert here even knows about the spam RP. And why are you directing our gazes towards the face of Darthmaster V.
     
  4. Sneakybolt

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    Darthy <3
     
  5. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    hey that rhymed
     
  6. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    Oh....it does. In other news I dream to be an MC/DJ one day. So yeah. OH MY GOD DINOSAUR INVASION!

    *Pulls out a plasma rifle and takes cover behind a stack of something or other*
     
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    violence. only. in. SANDPIT!!!!!!111111

    *gun and weapons are teleported into pit*

    *talking in dinosaur language* <'ello, dinos. welcome to my shop! take a look around, we've got everything you need. free drinks and food, gift shop over there, and if you'd like to fight there's a pit in the middle. call me over if you have any questions!>

    *walks off to read a book*
     
  8. Lord Yuan

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    *the space dinosaurs thrash about violently and begin to maul a few passerbys*

    Passerby 1: OUCH

    Annoying passerby 1: I'M GUNNA SUE THIS PLACE, OUCH.

    Me: Yeah, and now I don't have a plasma rifle to defen- OH!

    *heads into the sand pit and begins sniping the dinosaurs from there*
     
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    Sorry...deleted. Think I wasnt supposed to post here?
     
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  10. AlphaAlex

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    you can post here if you want.
     
  11. wanderingmagus

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    hey, aria! welcome to my shop! feel free to post here whenever you like about whatever you like, it's all righ!

    *teleports all misbehaving dinos into the sandpit and locks them in with yuan, then gives yuan a bunch of ultra-high-powered weapons to do whatever he wants* *hands a large cartload of gold to the guy who wanted to sue the place* *immediately heals all wounds not sustained within the sand pit*

    HEY! DINOS! YEAH I'M TALKIN' TA YOU!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE DA RULEZ OF MAH SHOP?!! WELL EAT THE WRATH O' DA SHOPKEEPER!!!1111

    *ginormous blast of incinerating energy bigger than an exploding universe shoots out at any still-misbehaving dinos, ripping their bodies into pieces, those pieces into atoms, those atoms into subatomic particles, then ripping the subatomic particles into quarks, then ripping the quarks into bits of information, then ripping those into NOTHINGNESS*

    *Glares at the rest of the people* YA WANT SUMTING?!!!!
     
  12. Lord Yuan

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    Those were just the scouts.

    *puts on sunglasses and exits the shop with the plasma rifle*
     
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    Thank you :) Interesting Place... *Walks over to antiques room* These are light representations of your antiques...Where did all these antiques come from? Did you win them, buy them or...steal them???
     
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    *zaps yuan with a plasma rifle disintegration gun*

    *fires at yuan with a feces cannon*
     
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    Oh, various places. Mostly they're various relics acquired through quests and such. For instance, that runestone over there I got out of courtesy as a sign of gratitude from an actual dragon (the only surviving one, i think. I helped to repair its cave, so it was impolite to not do anything). This sword was from a village I saved from attack by bandits. And these scrolls I found in an abandoned monastery; the villagers who guarded it said I could have them, and I've held them ever since.
     
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    *casually strolls into the Bar, only to see it destroyed by a yeti*

    "Whoa..I'll just go play some pac-man"

    *Casually strolls into the Arcade, and plays Pac-man"
     
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    *auto-teleports the yeti into a holding chamber, where it is lectured in the yeti language for an hour about the rules of the shop*

    hello and welcome, reece! take a look around, we've got everything you need here. free food's over there, and free internet connection can be found in that room over there. stay a day, stay a week, stay as long as you please! :D
     
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    Oh, How *Munches on a yellow biscuit thing* ...Nice of you... *munch* *gulp* Are we limited to what we can do on the internet? *munch munch* Any rules? *gulp*

    Also, Show me to my *munch munch* room? I would very much like to see *picks another biscuit thing up* the "Reece'ter Bunny" that is apparently up their.
     
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    oh, forgot you're new here. Here's the rules, copied verbatum from the first page :D

    so ya...
     
  20. Lord Yuan

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    *slaps AA with a glove*

    Have to get an army to help me to defeat the dinosaurs, I wonder if I can start recruting here...

    *taps Reece on the shoulder*

    Why lad, are you interested in joining a fleet of bounty hunters to destroy the Dinosaur Empire without the limitations of the "federation's law" and "moral code"?
     
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