The Wandering Magus's shop

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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    You would chase me .....especially when you see how many of your precious antiquities I have inside my robes as I hit the bricks......YEE HA !
     
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    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    ... you realize all those are simply hard-light holograms of the real antiques, right? *turns off hologram* *objects inside robe disappear* see?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    ............" Noooooooooooooooooooooo!......
     
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    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    *hands him a tissue*
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    * looks at the tissue in bewilderment , shrugs , drops the tissue on the ground and proceeds to wipe snout on robe ... as usual ...
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    I just a few questions for you about your establishment -
    If I crouched down in the sitting area , would I be told to sit or leave ?
    Am I able to gamble on a no-holds barred, bare knuckle fist-fight between two shirtless Jawas ?
    Is there a place in the bathroom I can safely store my robes and such as I wash my donger?
    ????
     
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    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    here are the rules, on the first page.

    rest in whatever way is preferable to your species; we don't discriminate against cultures here.

    only if both Jawas agreed to the fight, and the fight took place within the sand pit surrounded by the ring of fire over there in the middle. Gambling is to take place within the gambling parlour, which is close enough to the pit that the action can be observed to your heart's content.

    there are lockers and safes which magically open to your personal touch and lock themselves without need for keys or combination codes. they are larger on the inside than on the outside, like most rooms within the establishment, so there should be plenty of room for storage.



    and concerning the numerous attempts at robbery and stealing, i don't even know why they try. what part of:

    "It is impossible to steal a hard light representation of an object, so don't even try."

    do you people not understand?
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Pretty well the whole sentence , although , unless I'm mistaken , I think you're asking for a stoppage of all thefts ,as you have had heaps of stuff nicked .... was I right ?..
     
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    um... since it's hard light, you're trying to steal a hologram... so... you aren't going to be able to use it for anything at all, and that includes selling, cuz it ceases to exist as soon as it's out of range of the projector.
     
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    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    *pockets a few holograms*
     
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    *holograms vanish as soon as they leave the holographic beam*
     
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    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    *turns off the power every now and then so it looks like everything disappears for a moment*
     
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    *creates magickal constant power source*
     
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    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    *connects the power source to his handheld mana cannon*

    I love mana cannons!
     
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    can I purchase yuan?
     
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    he's not mine. ask him.
     
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    Selling me is a last resort for the good of the family.
     
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    good response, not too firm to make room for possible situations of need, not too open because... well, do i really need to say
     
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    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    I probably meant manual labor at the time, but now you make it sound like I meant "MANUAL LABOR" *NUDGE NUDGE* SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE. Or Alex already controls our minds.
     
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    Yuan: "I'll never join you!"
    Alex: "If you only knew the power of my insanity. They never told you what happened to Lucifer."
    Yuan: "They told me enough. They told me you serve him!"
    Alex: "No. I am Lucifer, and this conversation is happening inside your head."
    Yuan: "No... No... That's not true... That's impossible!"
    Alex: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
    Yuan: "NOOO! NOOO!"
     
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