The Wandering Magus's shop

Discussion in 'Castle Town' started by wanderingmagus, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    of course, simply place the steed within the stable. it's larger on the inside than on the outside, so there's plenty of space.

    and alex, there's NOTHING TO ROB here. holographic vision/touch/sound spells, yeah. free food and drink, yeah. free arcade games, yeah. free internet access, yeah. a giant safe with money in it, no. so what exactly are you trying to steal.
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    EXCELLENT! And may I also enquire as to what one may purchase to smoke in your smokers zone ?
     
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    AlphaAlex Official Forum Nuisance

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    I said I robbed the store... not what was in the store :p
     
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    any number of herbs, including the dried leaves of the plant called cannabis in the roman tongue, and those of the tobacco plant, as it is called in the common tongue, are available for free. if desired, they can be custom-wrapped into cigars, cigaretts, etc. pipes are also available, custom-made with magic and de-spelled for those with sensitivity to magical energies.

    and alex... how do you rob a store without robbing the stuff inside again??
     
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    I tagged 'rob' on it?
     
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    ...*looks at sign with "rob" painted on it*...*takes off sign and returns it to alphaalex's inventory* *message appears: A MAGICAL FORCE PREVENTS YOU FROM PUTTING THAT ITEM THERE*
     
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    *puts it on the other side then*
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Is there any chance of having my pipe moulded from the sternum of a gibbon and cunningly formed as to resemble a raging porpoise ?
     
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    bloodfiredeath Die by the Sword

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    I can almost hear the Pink Floyd and Kyuss playing and see Kelmourne and Ender through the purple haze!!
     
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    of course! here you are. *gives custom-specified pipe*
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    Cheers ! .. *takes pipe and starts packing it tightly with unknown substance before demolishing it with one pull of his freakishly strong lungs*
     
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    *observes with muted amusement*
     
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    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    *steals things into the store*

    HA HA HA! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW RECORD PLAYER!!!!
     
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    ?

    *magicks items back where they belong* :p
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    ......*struggles into an upright position before lurching to feet and rowdily crashing onto the dance floor to do the 'Electric Bogaloo'*.....
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    ...*starts to vomit on dance floor*.....
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    ......*slips in vomit*..
     
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    *magicks up vomit into bag in case hatchet still wants it* *helps him to a chair*
     
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    hatchet13 The Nasty Tusken

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    *gratefully sitting down , I hurl said bag of vomit onto the nearest wall , leap out of the chair and disappear into the crowd*....
     
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    *magicks away mess* *shakes head at silliness; why run when nobody's going to chase you anyway.*
     
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