The Wandering Magus's shop

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  1. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    I'll vouch for that!

    There is of course the unspoken rule of pillow-fights…

    *points to huge notice on the wall*
     
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    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    And the other rule about cold iron, blessed silver, cursed gems, and all that. I do like to keep ALL my guests safe, after all. I have a strict self-imposed non-discrimination policy on incoming guests, as long as they don't cause any trouble here. Ghouls, demons, ghasts and goblins, all are welcome as long as they respect the rules and other guests.
     
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    *takes hovering mug*
    I believe you

    are pillow-fights banned here or something? :D
     
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    wanderingmagus Constantly Around :D

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    Under most conditions. The fluff gets everywhere, it tends to end up smashing things, and it's really not as great as it sounds. That's why I have an entire padded room up those stairs over there specifically for mass pillow fights.

    *points at stairs that are obviously magical, even given that the place is already bigger on the inside and the floor's tiled with tessellating pentagons*

    It's comfy, it's padded, the floor's made of giant mattresses, the walls are made of pillows, the light's magical and can't get accidentally shattered, and the pillows are infinite. And the place never gets dirty, even if you're dirty when you jump in.
     
  5. Druid of Lûhn

    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Oh they are not banned at all!

    It's more that outer clothing is banned for all partakers, but fear not, for as the venerable Magus said, the fights take place in that room, which I was most certain was downstairs before…
     
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    Sounds like this is a good respectable establishment
    get many riff raff in these parts?
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    Oh it's very respectable! *stands in front of the big skinny-dipping pool button*

    Quite often actually, in fact there was quite a danger of the Guild of Fellowship being overrun a few years ago; Magus, the ninja satyr and I had to clear out Magus' shop, the pub, the arena, lake, forest, town, etc, and we're often kicking rowdy patrons out when they get very bad. *cracks knuckles*

    *casually* Oh and there's the Ring of Fire over there *nods head towards corner*
     
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    The Ring of Fire is where the actual fights can take place, so guests who don't want to fight can stay out here in the quiet, and those who want to hit something can do so in there. Depending on the settings, it can make it painless, painful but harmless, and all sorts of other modes.
     
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    *emerz raises an eyebrow*
    sounds like a rowdy place back in the day
     
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    I welcomed guests of all backgrounds. Some of them came from more... violence-oriented cultures. Being nondiscriminatory, I provided a "safe" place for them to hold their honor duels, traditional barfight-dances, and other such rituals.
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    What Wandering is trying to say, you see, is that she preferred to contain the blood stains to that ring over there, and a good decision it was!

    *winks at Magus*
     
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    sounds easier to keep clean and innocents out of the fighting
    a good decision magus
    :D
     
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    Thanks :D Anyhow, there's all sorts of beings that come through here now and then. Sometimes I have to make the place bigger to accommodate some of the... more *cosmic* beings, if you know what I mean.
     
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    Druid of Lûhn The Little Lamb.

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    *whispers to Emerz*

    She has quite a few cosmic friends and a few gods thrown in there too you see…
     
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    Gods, demons, angels, creatures from beyond the pale, conceptual abstracts given thought and form, all are welcome here, so long as they do not harm the other guests.
     
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    wow if only I knew such folks....
     
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    Eh, they're mostly overrated.
     
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    *coughs*

    *lifting head from cobwebs*

    It's got quite dusty in here!

    *waves hand and dust disappears, some people's clothes may have too, oops*
     
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    You know, if we started looting I bet wanderingmagus wouldn't even notice.
     
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