Discussion in 'Spam....' started by thehobbitelf, Aug 8, 2003.
or is it ?
Hatchet, I recommend you eat your friends. It's best for us all.
Constructed a huge clockwork dragon he named Edd, which he is flying toward the Moonrise Mountains, on his quest to find the mystic horn of Yoman Backatya. Unfortunately the dragon is winding down and he left the key back at his base camp. Lets hope he remembered to construct a parachute.
Doesn't know that I can build my own parachute out of clockwork Dragon wings as I'm falling.
Hasn't realised he is about to crash land in the haunted swamp of hoon, which is home to many foul creatures and a tavern that sells an awesome beer distilled from the mushrooms of the swamp.
had his comfy chair stolen in his absence
Is the last remaining member of the Titans of Corelookatdat. They were responsible for the rings around Saturn and the hand prints on Uranus. As is fitting for a mighty race of giant hairy beings they needed to have an epic saga of battle, they were intended to have a war with the Gods. However the celestial saga writer made a typo, which resulted them having a war with the Glods- a race of 2 foot high dwarfs. This seems like it would be a terribly one sided - and it was, this was because the Titans, with the exception of Jim fought bare foot, Jim on the other hand wore iron boots. The Glods wore helmets with sharp spikes covered in a highly toxic poison. This resulted in the deaths of all the Titans after they stood on a Glod and pricked their feet. Jim however used his iron boots to stomp all the Glods into paste. Now he roams the galaxy looking for the fabled doormat of destiny so he can finally wipe his boots.
Is still lurking the TFF halls with all his wisdom and woe.
Was unfortunately not an active poster at the time of the Dragon vs Wolf war.
Makes me sad I wasn’t here!
Please tell me the Dragons won!
The Wolves ran away before the final battle. I think they still claim it was a draw but we all know they lost.
Has given me good news!
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