The Person Above you

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by thehobbitelf, Aug 8, 2003.

  1. JNK

    JNK King of tards

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    once had sex with 12 headed chick who was oozing vodka :D
     
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    is a female wookie dwarf
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    is a shemale klingon halfling
     
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    was the one that made off with all the dwarven women in LOTR
    hence they are never seen in the trilogy

    "Home is behind my world ahead
    And there are many dwarves to wed...."

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    is the leader of dwarven women
     
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    Tamago Lord-Commander of Anakin's Kingsguard

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    hates puppies :eek:
     
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    JNK King of tards

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    makes me a puppy burger twice a week o_O
     
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    Is half flying squirrel / half carrot, that likes to interrupt gay porn by flying into butts... I know cos Jim told me there was a video, and he'd defiantly know about that kind of gear.

    (funny how this thread turned into tell a lie about the person above thread. Or did it?)
     
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    Has the most awesome gif in his signature :D
     
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    can touch the sun like a god
     
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    wrote "U Can't Touch This" for MC Hammer
     
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    was the costume designer for the "U can't touch this" music video
     
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    was the designer of "Ice ice baby" video :eek:
     
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    RayCaptain Stranger in a Strange Land

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    Has a baby actually frozen in a block of ice o_O
     
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    Probably knows Chinese
    ((which is.. as a matter of fact.. very impressive;)))
     
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    Has a good signature. :)
     
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    RayCaptain Stranger in a Strange Land

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    Is new to the area. Welcome.
     
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    is welcoming newbies
     
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    still owns those muffins
    wonder how stale they are now
    o_O:D