The One and Only Bar Joke - G

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  1. Endrak

    Endrak Resident Mad Scientist

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    A man walked into a bar. He said ouch.
     
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  2. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    I dislike this joke.
     
  3. Black Tattoo

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    LOL - I love it! Definitely my sense of humor! :D
     
  4. Kenshin

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    You have no sense of humor? I never knew that.


    :D
     
  5. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    Hai, it;'s like the vesion I know! - -

    Three men walk into a bar.

    You'd think one of them woulda seen it..
     
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    Oldist. Joke. Evah.
     
  7. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    I remember the first joke I heard ::

    Why did the skeleton burp?

    Because he didn't have the guts to fart.
     
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    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    I was about 6 and I rofled.
     
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    Only because it said "fart"
     
  11. Pyrofyre

    Pyrofyre From the ashes, I rise

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    Its absolutely terrible that I rofled at that and im 16 now..<.<';
     
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    LOL - You have NO idea :devilbat: