The Old Pharmacy

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  1. The4thMusketeer

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    *The mighty Onion King rolls his eyes, waiting for the message to get through that the only way to enter the Land of the Onion People is by invitation only.*
     
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    *is not ..i am the elf cat - Ruler of the world...i can get anywhere..even country of onions,..
    (cats army is in the onion country...
     
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    *Laughs, knowing that only fellow vegetables may enter the kingdom. Considers how to teach RW and Alch a lesson they will never forget....)
     
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    *is offering last chance for the alliance...(to the T4M)
     
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    -comes back briefly-

    I think future wars of this nature should be held in Spam. >.>
    Just to keep thread on some sort of track, methinks..i could be wrong..

    (is gone again)
     
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    Wait, you guys. This is about the old Pharmacy
    *kicks the cat out of the thread*
    You can't kill me, since this Pharmacy lives and dies with me. No pharmacy, no war.
    Now, onion, your whole kingdom with boundaries and stuff is living (more or less) while falling in the bottomless pit. We have not entered it- we have cut it off this planet.
    While dear Alchemist has however been kind enough to save the souls of your people, there is no hrm done to you, that can not be undone.
    I will also allow you to have your magic back, now listen to my conditions:
    1. You will retreat from the old pharmacy
    2. you will declare this war to be over
    3. You will not ever enter the old Pharmacy again, as soon as it is rebuild
    4. You will keep your forces away from the old pharmacy.

    To make this clear: You will have an order to stay away from the Old Pharmacy.

    Those are my conditions under which I let you go.
    In this Pharmacy(thread) I am T3H almighty.
    Think about it, for no good will come out of denial.
     
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    ( i have made a thread WAR (in the spam)
     
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    *kicks the cat out of the thread* WHY?!!?
    *cat is shamed and agrees...
     
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    *Sends carrot emmisary to read proclamation*

    *Carrot clears throat and speaks.* You are mistaken, RW. The Land of the Onion People exists out of time and out of space; what you have captured is a regular vegetable patch. My forces can strike you at any time, anywhere. To end this war, I require an apology from BOTH of you for biting chunks off me. This was antisocial behaviour, and you have no-one else to blame for the ensuing conflict. If you both swear an oath not to bite me in future I will consider this matter closed and will tell the Sprout Army to stand down. In return, I will not enter the Pharmacy again. These are the terms of the Onion King.
     
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    khm..and what about me you mock my people..
     
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    Since Alchemist has already excused himself- a noble thing to do since you overreacted- it will solely be my reply that you are waiting for.
    I excuse myself, but listen:

    When you cam to the pharmacy, I treated you with all due respects, I sold you what you came looking for and you were contend. When I cam back, my pharmacy had already been attacked once and was being blown up while I was searching for a suitable punishment- for my student only.
    Your accusation of me biting chunks out of you come from lands far different than those here.
    This is the guild of Fellowship.
    Here, I was ready to forgive you once, even though you let personal disagreements resolve into two attacks on my property- one of them unprovoked.
    You destroyed mine, and I paid you back.

    Again: I excuse myself to the Onion King. Take your leave, messenger and tell your King that if he does not dare to speak to me from person to person, he should better take his leave now as well.
    I expect you to not show up here again.

    *pulls Alchemist over her shoulders and begins to walk towards Castle Town*
    he seems to have fallen asleep... Good pup...
     
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    *after setting Alch off in the Pub, RW begins to rebuild teh Old Pharmacy- from scratch and by hand*
    *she picks up shards of wood and stone and sets them together again, every wall a piece of love and sweat*
    *continues to build while the sun slowly sets over Castle Town*
    *a wolf howls in the distance*
    *RW resists the need to transform into a wolf, but keeps her human form-
    for the sake of her heart, for the sake of her pharmacy*
     
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    -wakes up in Pharmacy-

    <.< >.>

    -looks at self-

    Ah, crap. It wasnt a dream..
     
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    -crap indeed
     
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    Hey cat, If I may ask you to leave? You played an important role in the destruction this pharmacy. Maybe you can understand that I would prefer it if you'd stay away for a while
    *gets to work on the roof*
    Alchemist, you can search through the garbage and see what is left of all the things we had...
     
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    *leaves the pharmacy ... at the exit leaves small package with money..and some rare potions
    - it may help -
     
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    yes ma'am

    -searches-
     
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    *picks up the package and continues to build*
    *murmurs*
    this will be a loong way to go...
    *suspiciously stares at the first outlines of a house*
    *uses some magic to protect them from falling apart*
     
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    Not much is left...though there is this wooden box I can't seem to open. Seems to be sealed.

    -sets the box aside and continues searching-

    I could always bring the stuff from my old Alchemy shop.
     
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    *steals alchemists box and runs off*