The Old Pharmacy

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  1. anonymous

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    *Walks in ..
    *looking for the dark corner
    *finds one..
    Hi!!

    are you still loking for shops assitant:draught::confused:
     
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    *From far away.* Too late, lazy cat!
     
  3. Alchemist

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    I am the assistant...

    How may I help you?
     
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    -i am selling bottomless pit are you interested -
     
  5. Alchemist

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    Hmm, I am just the assistant must wait for Running_Wolf to come in for that..though..it could be useful..
     
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    it is...there is only one problem... it getting bigger... :D
    but i`ll give you 50% off...
     
  7. Alchemist

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    hmmm Sure..I'll take it..can put in the basement for...special guests.

    How much?
     
  8. Running Wolf

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    *walks in*
    Alright, some bird twittered...
    *stops dead and anger flashes in eyes*

    WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON IN MY PHARMACY?

    Oh yeah... *cracks knuckles*
    Alchemist, I give you one chance to explain this *sniffs in the air* magic field floating around here, the fact that the pharmacy stands not where I left it when I went, why there's a bunch of vegetables on the roof and what a GROWING bottomless pit is doing in MY basement, threatening to let the whole pharmacy vanish.
    And it'd better be a good explanation!
    Otherwise...! :balrog:
    And I'm serious!
     
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    *Watches from Vegetable Patch and laughs until sick.*
     
  10. Alchemist

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    O.O Well, you see..it was all the onion's fault!!! He started it!!

    And well, I might have provoked a little..but come on! Talking onions are good ingreidients..so I thought I would help..

    and..well

    um

    I'm Sorry!!!!

    -tucks tail between legs-

    and the pit..it was on sale!
     
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    :balrog:
    That was NOT a good explanation!
    You wait until I come back!
    *leaves with a woosh of robes*
     
  12. Alchemist

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    oh man!

    -mumbles about onions-

    -goes about fixing the place up-

    hmm

    I need to stop that pit from growing.
     
  13. The4thMusketeer

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    *There is a low rumble in the air. It increases in volume as the asparagus nukes leave their silos. There is a flash of light, and a massive mushroom cloud rises from where the Pharmacy once stood. Then there is silence...*
     
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    *comes back to the place dressed in sky-blue robes and with a big huge book of magic spells*
    *firstly resurrects Alchemist*
    Your punishment, my friend, will be to spend two entire weeks in this place in the form of a human *Speaks the unreturnable spell*
    *watches as Alch develops arms and legs and then hands over another robe and a small crown for his stone*
    There you go.
    Now *looks around*
    *sees nothing but empty earth and a bottomless, evergrowing Pit*
    The vegetable has attacked us, unprovoked, as it seems, this time.
    *quickly turns the pages of the book*
    Alch, you may help me and read this *points* line with me
    *reads said line aloud together with Alch*
    *every vegetable, fruit and plant on the planet is being robbed of its magic powers*
    *the power however collects itself in a Bubble at a place unknown and can only be used by those, who have been robbed of it, but only if those who've robbed it, give it back*
    Now, listen Alch, I have a plan...
     
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    awww man..I'm human..-_-

    okay..What's the plan..
    -listens while marking two weeks on the calendar.-
     
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    so you want the bottomless pit?
     
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    *Two Carrot Henchmen appear, shooting wildly.*

    *First Carrot.* The Onion King is prepared to offer you a trunk!

    *Second Carrot nudges first one in ribs.* Truce, you nob! He offers a truce!

    *First Carrot.* Oh, yeah...the Onion King is prepared to offer you a truss!

    *Second Carrot covers eyes and shakes head.*

    *First Carrot.* Well, what about it? The Onion King has a mighty Vegetable Army at his disposal - he don't need no stinking magic! Accept the truss or things will get...messy.

    *Second Carrot.* Yeah, what he said!

    *Carrots withdraw, shooting wildly in cowboy fashion.*
     
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    *waits patiently while Alch is listening and beginning to comprehend*
    Oh, anonymous, yes, we take the Pit. There ya go *hands over the money*
     
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    *thanks RW..
    *is walking away throwing in the air his little bag of money...
     
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    *opens up a vein, catches blood in a vial and hands it over to Alch*
    *heals the little wound again*
    *begins to concentrate*