The Old Pharmacy

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  1. Alchemist

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    -chases onion-
     
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    *Rolls quicker* B£$%^&**£d!!!!
     
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    -stops-

    woops


    -runs back to Pharmacy-

    -growls out of the window-
     
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    *Rolls into Vegetable Patch and summons Carrot Guard for protection against nasty ol' Alchemist*
     
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    Soon, soon I will raid that garden.

    But first, I have my chores here.

    -sorts through supplies-
     
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    *Sends Sprout Army to secure perimeter, puts Celery Airforce on standby...*
     
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    -gets hungry-
     
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    *Orders two carrot 'heavies' armed with shotguns and flea powder to pay Alchemist a visit.*
     
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    -barricades door-

    ummm RW...we have company..>.>
     
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    *Two carrot heavies pound on door, then check that their shotguns are loaded* Let us in, liitle wolf! We have a message for you. A very painful message, to be sure, but you might as well get it over with. We won't hurt you...too much...
     
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    RW is gonna kill me!

    -the stone on alch's head flashes and the carrots are teleported to a boiling pot of water-
     
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    *Carrots instantly teleport back, being protected from such trickery by the magic of the Onion King* Let us in, little wolf! We will blow the doors down if we have to! *Carrot on the left raises shotgun and fires through window.*
     
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    -creates a magic barrier around pharmacy-

    There!
     
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    *Carrot on right raises walkie-talkie to mouth and calls in Celery Airforce* You're for it now! This'll teach you to mess with the Onion King!
     
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    -focuses and teleports Pharmacy to an undisclosed location-

    This is not going to be good for business...hope I still have a job after this..
     
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    *Planes of Celery Airforce carpet-bomb area, ensuring that Pharmacy can never be rebuilt in this location...unless the Onion King uses his Onion Magic to allow it.*

    *First Carrot* An apology may be in order, Alchemist!
    *Second Carrot* Plus a promise that you will never again threaten the mighty Onion King with the cooking pot!
     
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    <.<

    >.>

    @#$%!!!

    -alch's voice is heard in the air-

    Okay, I apologize and will not threaten the Onion King with the cooking pot again.

    Now please let me put the Pharmacy back...
     
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    *Onion King summons all the magic in the Vegetable Kingdom to return the site of the Pharmacy to its prior state.*

    *Carrot heavies withdraw*

    *First Carrot shouts over shoulder* Let that be a lesson to you! The Onion is sacred!
    *Second Carrot, devoid of inspiration.* Yeah! What he said!
     
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    -teleports pharmacy back-

    there


    now...let's hope RW doesnt find out.
     
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    *Watches from Vegetable Patch, eyes narrowed*