Discussion in 'Castle Town' started by Running Wolf, Dec 16, 2007.
*Rolls quicker* B£$%^&**£d!!!!
-runs back to Pharmacy-
-growls out of the window-
*Rolls into Vegetable Patch and summons Carrot Guard for protection against nasty ol' Alchemist*
Soon, soon I will raid that garden.
But first, I have my chores here.
-sorts through supplies-
*Sends Sprout Army to secure perimeter, puts Celery Airforce on standby...*
*Orders two carrot 'heavies' armed with shotguns and flea powder to pay Alchemist a visit.*
ummm RW...we have company..>.>
*Two carrot heavies pound on door, then check that their shotguns are loaded* Let us in, liitle wolf! We have a message for you. A very painful message, to be sure, but you might as well get it over with. We won't hurt you...too much...
RW is gonna kill me!
-the stone on alch's head flashes and the carrots are teleported to a boiling pot of water-
*Carrots instantly teleport back, being protected from such trickery by the magic of the Onion King* Let us in, little wolf! We will blow the doors down if we have to! *Carrot on the left raises shotgun and fires through window.*
-creates a magic barrier around pharmacy-
*Carrot on right raises walkie-talkie to mouth and calls in Celery Airforce* You're for it now! This'll teach you to mess with the Onion King!
-focuses and teleports Pharmacy to an undisclosed location-
This is not going to be good for business...hope I still have a job after this..
*Planes of Celery Airforce carpet-bomb area, ensuring that Pharmacy can never be rebuilt in this location...unless the Onion King uses his Onion Magic to allow it.*
*First Carrot* An apology may be in order, Alchemist!
*Second Carrot* Plus a promise that you will never again threaten the mighty Onion King with the cooking pot!
-alch's voice is heard in the air-
Okay, I apologize and will not threaten the Onion King with the cooking pot again.
Now please let me put the Pharmacy back...
*Onion King summons all the magic in the Vegetable Kingdom to return the site of the Pharmacy to its prior state.*
*Carrot heavies withdraw*
*First Carrot shouts over shoulder* Let that be a lesson to you! The Onion is sacred!
*Second Carrot, devoid of inspiration.* Yeah! What he said!
-teleports pharmacy back-
now...let's hope RW doesnt find out.
*Watches from Vegetable Patch, eyes narrowed*
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