Alright. I got an email from someone today and I’m sure it was sent with some sort of kind message in mind, but it pissed me off. It pissed me off for several reasons, but I’ll get to those in a moment. Here’s the email. Now, being alive and somewhat in tune with the world around me. I’m a fan of the Beatles and of course Lennon’s poems have touched all of us if we know it or not. I was fairly sure that he died in my lifetime, so I did some investigations into his death, and into the other deaths attributed to the “Wrath of God” implied in this email. First. Lennon made those statements in 1966….and then was shot 14 years later. So, my question in turn is….what the **** was God waiting for? Because at that point Lennon didn’t have the fame or exposure he had when he was in the Beatles (arguably). So if his statement was reputed by God’s wrath, one needs to ask two things. First; Was the assassin on a first name basis with the Lord? Second. How long did it take the assassin to talk God into allowing him to blow Lennon’s head off? Just wondering. Second. Tancredo Neves was 75 years old. Is it really so incredible that he died of complications? Old people die of complications from a displaced hip…and at younger ages. Really? The religious retards are going to chalk that one up to God too? Aces. Third. Cazuza died of AIDS. Not Lung Cancer. Though I’m sure it was quite painful, maybe the ****ing religious ****tards should at least get the cause of death right. It would have been more right wing compliant of them to say that God smote him down for being bi-sexual. Either way. He died just two years before Freddie Mercury passed of AIDS. It took many young and talented people, still does as a matter of fact. Though perhaps at the time of the incident Cazuza was angry with God because he was dying. Many of us have railed against God for injustices done to us through our lives. Better be careful though. God’ll give you AIDS to show his wrath. Please. Fourth. The man who built the Titanic. Really? All on his own huh? Alright, terrible choice of words aside, yes…the designer of the Titanic did say that God couldn’t sink his ship. Titanic wasn’t the first ship this was said about, wasn’t the last either. Many sunk, many didn’t. Let’s assume for a moment that it was a challenge, and God decided to put an iceberg in the way, cloak the night in fog, forced the skipper to increase speed and designed the ship to have less than 10% of the rescue boats required on board. Sure. Fifth. Marilyn Monroe. It couldn’t be the copious amounts of drugs and alcohol she was ingesting daily. It was Billy Graham, an anti-semetic (Jesus was a jew you ****tard) tele-Evangelist who supported three corrupt Presidents and then later claimed that AIDS was God’s punishment for straying from His message. I don’t know anyone who needs Graham’s Jesus either. Sixth. Bon Scott. They guy overdoses on sleeping pills after a night of hard drinking with the lads of AC/DC. The lyrics of ‘Highway to Hell’ are also sung currently by Brian Johnson. Guy is still kicking. Amazing constitution for a guy with a hit out on him by God. Astonishing. Wait….maybe Brian Johnson IS God. Certainly would explain a lot. Seventh. The drunken Brazilian party girl. Couldn’t have been drinking and driving that killed her. You know, impaired judgment and all. Hey religious retards, today’s cars are designed with “crumple zones”. On direct impact, the car literally slows down as little waffle spots in the body give way as the car slows down. If the thing the car hits is large enough, you know…like a semi that this bimbo hit, air bags or not…the trunk would probably be the only thing left. But let’s chalk that kill up to God in all of his wrath. You know. This is the biggest gripe I have with religious morons. God loves you. Jesus love you. In the New Testament Jesus preached that you turn the other cheek. But you challenge him like a third grader and He’ll lose it, snap, over-react and kill you for mocking Him? Really? You know…I’m starting to sound like a broken record here, but “God” or people acting in His name, have been responsible for more deaths than ANYTHING ELSE IN HISTORY. I really hope that God takes the time to kill everyone who misrepresents Him on a daily basis. But make sure to toss that shit up on Pay Per View, I’ll make some wings and watch that all night.