The IR effect.

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  1. Ender-Zero

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    There is a plague among us. That plague is unseen, unheard, invisible, or nearly so. Teh plague has another anme, the IR effect. What is the IR effect? The IR effect is the slow contamination of one's personality with that of IR's personality, specifically IR's ego. Slowly, through years of exposure to IR's ego, I have developed ego problems of my own. You might think there are other causes such as a growing awreness of oneself, constant praise from outside sources or some other such thing; however, none of those are true. The only truth is that IR sheds his ego as a snake sheds it's skin. The difference is that unlike snake skin, which simply rots there, IR's excess ego attaches itself to other hosts, particularly those who have been exposed for long periods of time, such as myself. There is, as of yet, no cure for this affliction, but there is awareness. Awareness is important. I recommend that everyone in SPAM look back at some of their posts, maybe they will notice that they too are succumbing to this disease. Be aware. Stay on guard. The IR effect is real, and it is everywhere.
     
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    I read parts. Could have used better vocab.

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    Gosh golly I'm sure glad Kakashi's opinion on my spam matters to me.
     
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    You're a ****.
     
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    Love you too honey. ;)
     
  6. I. R. Shogun

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    Finally, a syndrome named after marvelous, marvelous me!
     
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    i despise this thread.
     
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    lol love it
     
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    I've always had an ego.. then again perhaps I'm IR...
     
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    This thread loves you anyway.
     
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    We're the same person!?!!?!!!?!?? I smell sitcom!!!
     
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    I call merchandising rights!
     
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    Free t-shirts for the first ten callers
     
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    You don't ahve that right! I do! I called it. By the rules of "calling" or "shotgunning" I have those rights!
     
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    "Shogun and Alex, Super-Same-Self-Important Person"

    It'll be our first slogan, till we think of something better
     
  18. I. R. Shogun

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    Well I call promotional rights, which means I get control of how we drive sales, giving away free shirts will make people see them and be jealous and buy more!
     
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    Warlock Lord I am a Fashion Statement

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    dont be so arrogant! :p
     
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    We'll discuss this later.