The Idiot Test, Rated G

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  1. Sting

    Sting Shelob's Bane

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    Idiot test

    Results
    Your points: 7 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
    Average grade: 4.3 ( 477419 Tests answered)
    Average grade Female: 4.1 ( 253516 Tests answered)
    Average grade Male: 4.6 ( 224048 Tests answered)


    Thought I would play along with you.
     
  2. Game Freak

    Game Freak Gecko

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    i got 4.4
     
  3. Sorcha

    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    Got em all right! :D

    Your points: 10 Congratulations, your points are above the average!
    Average grade: 4.4 ( 505759 Tests answered)
    Average grade Female: 4.2 ( 269642 Tests answered)
    Average grade Male: 4.6 ( 236263 Tests answered)
     
  4. GALADRIAL

    GALADRIAL New Member

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    ME TOO!! :D
     
  5. Lady Cyllíeth

    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    :ybounce: All my answers were right!YAY!!! :ybounce:
     
  6. Jessehk

    Jessehk The introverted

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    Eowyn Shieldmaiden

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    LOL jessehk.
    I must admite I am an idiot, they wouldn't even let me lie ;)
     
  8. AcrobaticHippo

    AcrobaticHippo Determined

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    Haha...that's cool
     
  9. Aris Boch

    Aris Boch Bounty Hunter

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    everything but the pills. :( still, i'm above average.

    if they say it, it must be true...
     
  10. Child of a Pineapple

    Child of a Pineapple Echo Design & Camera God

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    I got a four...
     
  11. Isaac29GT

    Isaac29GT Spawn of Skyanide

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    I got perfect, yay, but that is probably only because i have a friend who likes to bring in questions like this to school and test ppl so im used to strange questions, I have seen the pill one before, like here is one: "a red house has red bricks, a blue house has blue bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, a white house has white bricks, what does a green house have.....glass"
     
  12. FireSnake

    FireSnake Bhaal Spawn

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    This is a very old stupidy test my friend made.

    1.How do you put a giraffe in to a refrigirator(or however its spelled)?
    2.How do you put an elephant in to a refrigirator?
    3.Lion King called a meeting that every animal is attending.Who is missing from the meeting?
    4.How do you cross a alligator infested river?

    ok post you answers and I will tell you the true answers.
     
  13. Urambo Tauro

    Urambo Tauro Art House Member

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    I remember this one...
    Your friend must be very old. :D
     
  14. FireSnake

    FireSnake Bhaal Spawn

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    He is only about 28 but I would like to see if the answers are the same.
     
  15. Lady Cyllíeth

    Lady Cyllíeth WillExplodeUnderPressure

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    Hehehe...I can still remember that I got all answers of that test right
     
  16. Urambo Tauro

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    1. Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door
    2. Open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door
    3. The giraffe and the elephant
    4. Walk(or swim) across; the alligators are at the Lion King's meeting
     
  17. Liadan

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    I got a perfect score! Yay!
     
  18. Liadan

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    p.s.: it took a new way of looking at things though
     
  19. Renzokuken

    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    I got 9. The bear one was the one I got wrong
     
  20. Isaac29GT

    Isaac29GT Spawn of Skyanide

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    I got that one. I just realized that the North Pole is the only place in the world that no matter which way you go you are going south, and at the north pole is polar bears, which means a white bear. Easy logic to me.