The Hilariously Evil Story

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    FINALLY!!! What we've all been waiting for :)

    I'm really, really sorry for the delay everyone. Don't blame Met, most of it was my fault :( Ah well, I promise to be fast the next time. Now, without further ado...the INTRODUCTION AND CHAPTER 1! :D




    Introduction.

    Blurb : This is just a random tale about random TFF members doing random stuff. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR IQ TO DECREASE BY THE SECOND...MAKE THAT PICOSECOND.

    *gets pelted with tomatoes by angry people who want to know more from the blurb*

    Okay, okay, here's the real synopsis!

    Our story begins in the land of TFF. As usual, everyone is up to their usual insane self (except most of the Royals, of course) and do insane things like blowing up random buildings (surprisingly, no one gets injured) Suddenly, the Evil Potatoes steal the holy royal treasures of the land-the Good Geese' goose-shaped cheese pillows-and plot to take over the land by using them to make a super evil weapon! *GASP*Horrors! The Good Geese were unable to stop the Evils and reclaim their items as they were tricked by the gate crashing party, and for once, it seems that the Evils have outwitted them. The Good Geese have no choice but to seek the help of the mostly unknown and isolated WTFs that dwell in the foggy mountains of Snarflefarfle, for THEY have the potato peelers which can stop these Evils from doing any harm, which they developed after being constantly attacked by them. However, emblems of justice as the Good Gooses are, they get absolutely REVOLTED at the sight of WTFs, for they HATE polka-and-fishball-dotted stuff, clothes or otherwise. They find themselves in a dilemma as the WTFs insist they wear polka-and-fishball-dotted clothes and nothing else and parade in the streets for a year. Will the Good Gooses put their contempt for the WTFs aside and team up with them to save the land of TFF from the Evil Potatoes?

    Groups and Characters:

    The Royal and Noble Family

    Law as it were exist everywhere, even in the insane land of TFF. Sadly, everyone (except the Royal Family and some of the Good Geese) are too insane to realise the importance of law & order, so the royals have no choice but to hitch their skirts (and expensive wigs) up and do all the dirty...ah...CLEAN work. You can also consider these royals the TFF police, judges, executioners and nannies. Heh!

    Some of these people do have an active role in this story, but others choose to remain in their palaces and dust their Ming vases, and sniff their scented boxes or handkerchieves. Hehe.

    Regent Skyanide (currently acting for CB Swords who's on vacation in a sunny island with palm trees) [patron of the Good Gooses]

    Regentess Nienor (alright, they aren't married, but who says kings and queens have to marry?) [occasionally sneaks off to be with the WTFs but sadly, can't broach the subject of WTF patronage as the royal family is officially patron of the Good Gooses]



    The Good Geese

    The Good Geese are made up of good gooses. Need we say more?

    Alright, the Good Geese are fierce advocates of the rights of, you guessed it, geese. Not only do they fight for geese' rights, they are goose-fanatics. They breathe goose, sleep goose, watch goose, drink goose, think goose, and even fight like geese (that includes making the incessant honking noises)

    Good Geese : We don't eat geese though!

    Errr, yeah...anything but eat goose.

    They also call themselves "geese" because they think themselves to be of service to the TFF populace, and they'll have you know that geese, as divine celestial beings, have every right to be glorified as "saviours of the people" (though, if you look at it from ANOTHER point-of-view, they're just a bunch of poor sods for the people of TFF to hen-peck...err, we mean, goose-peck)

    The Lead Goose...or as they like to say, Lead Soldier is the famous

    Unraveller-

    Unraveller is as you expected of a leader from the good side. A general know-it-all on almost all topics, and unsavourily logical in his manner and thinking. He represents what the Good Geese stand for, and is even acknowledged amongst the lofty Royal and Noble family as somewhat repectable for a person beneath them as it were.

    Other Geese

    Jessehk

    Singled out by the Royal Family as a honourable Goose of TFF, Jessehk understands the importance of TFF stability and harmony and holds it true to his heart. He is strong and silent, occasionally settling any unhealthy rifts among the citizens of TFF. The only thing he cannot do is unravel the fabric of mad goodness which holds TFF together...

    Lady Cyllieth

    This Goose would probably qualify as the most experienced when it comes to dechipering the WTFs, for she was once a member of WTF. Once wild and crazy like her friend Firiath, Cyllieth decided to make a career switch and protect TFF. Now one of the silent, jaded gooses, she occasionally pops in to visit the WTFs, but remains in the Good Goose headquarters otherwise.

    Crusader

    The favourite child *goose* of the Good Geese, Crusader is the no-nonsense type who takes every opportunity to start ranting and raving. While some TFF members think of him as naggy, others hold him in very high regard and see him as an example to follow. He has a liking for technological stuff, and can be seen tinkering with machine parts in the Goose Headquarters.

    Appaliq

    Appaliq is one of the noisier Geese-in other words, she LOVES parties! Unlike most Geese, she has that wild streak in her, and that, combined with Nynaeve's sense of fun, can lead to adrenaline-charged bashes! When she is fighting, she channels her wild nature into near-lethal attacks on her foes, making her a very useful goose

    Radagast

    Another honourable Goose of TFF, Radagast is one of few words, occasionally, like Jessehk, settling rifts among the TFF people. He does his duties with passion and stays loyal to his cause. He does have a liking for (televised) living beauty products though, natural or artificially altered. ;)

    Lady_of_Shalott

    LoS is a quiet Goose who loves Literature. In times of hardship, though, her shining qualities, such as determination and peserverance, are drawn out. Her patience is also another of her good qualities, which make the other Gooses like her a lot. LoS is also a very mature and logical Goose; she aids Unraveller in concoting plans to combat the Evil potatoes, and they always work.

    Turambar

    This Goose LOVES practicality, and abides by it. Turambar loves science and is of the opinion that there's always an answer to everything, hidden among the depths of nature. He sniffs out the practicality of any idea put forward, thus aiding the Good Geese greatly. When he is not fighting, though, he enjoys having a debate with LoS or another Goose.

    raesonING

    raesonING is a philosphical Goose who believes that knowledge should be freely available to all who wishes to learn. Hence, he has many Geese, TFF members and even some WTFs asking him for advice. He plans to go around the world encourage creative thinking when he retires from serving TFF. We are sure he'll have much more success with that than Jnanee has with her Fishballism...

    Nynaeve

    Nynaeve is a sweet, likeable Goose who doesn't take negative matters too seriously. This helps the Good Geese because she is one who keeps her head in situations which would normally make others very emotional. She is fun-loving too, which makes for good parties!

    Boadicea

    Boadicea, like Lady_of_Shalott, is a quiet but determined Goose who holds the sacred mottos of the Golden Geese to her heart. She has dedicated her life to this cause, believing that the weak should be protected, and the evil be destroyed (though the Evil Potatoes keep coming back) She has a very nice personality too, hence, being very popular among the Geese without even trying.

    The Empress

    The Empress is noble in character and the way she carries herself. She may be a little distant with others whom she doesn't know, but once one gets to her, one will fine that she is a very loyal, kind and caring Goose indeed! One can count on Empress to stay at their side during battles, even if she is wounded herself.

    Sorcha

    Sorcha is a very intelligent and versatile Goose who can attract friends like a magnet attracting iron fillings. She's clever with both her words and her fighting skills, effectively stumping her enemies. Sorcha also has varied interests, rangin from science to music. A cool Goose that everyone likes!

    Golden Geese Motto : "Golden Geese Grow Gorgeously Golden"


    The Evil Cheese Potatoes

    And now we encounter the force of pure EVIL!!! What can be more evil and traumatising than the horrifying crazy and mad EVIL CHEESE POTATOES!!! *faints*

    ---

    *revives*

    So, as I was saying, these terrifying potatoes love nothing better than to terrify the people of TFF. Sadly, they never succeed in terrifying the people of TFF as the Good Geese are always there to stop them. Since the TFF people nag at the Good Geese and the Good Geese nag at the Evil Potatoes, the Evil Potatoes always have to put up with the nagging of TWO PARTIES.

    Maybe this is why they do what they do to the Good Geese, and steal their stuff!

    (P.S. They love cheese; some are even said to have been romantically involved with cheese)

    The Lead Potato as it were is the infamous

    Meteorain

    Meteorain is what one would call the anti-thesis of Unraveller. His logic is totally unparalled in terms of being totally opposite to that of a normal person. He is highly eccentric, and likes to accuse many of lying, and generally creates havoc amongst the people of TFF. He is a self proclaimed professional genius, and also believes himself to be the true Raiden, God of Thunder. This makes him the ideal leader of a group who are in themselves havoc makers, and are totally insane.

    Other Potatoes

    Adina

    A widely seen member of the TFF community. Although her evilness is not direct, it is because her evilness lies in subtlety. She can be seen causing havoc as is a lot with the Evil Potatoes in the Spam section. She is also logical-minded like Elan is, making them a very agreeable pair (though their logic doesn't work for Meteorain)

    Elan Morin Tedronai

    Elan is a lot like Unraveller, as he is fairly logical, which is uncommon amongst the Evil Potatoes. He too is a widely seen member of TFF, and too can be found a lot in the Spam section. Elan helps Meteorain to develop plans, since sometimes Meteorain can get out hand, and Elan’s logical thinking helps in these situations to actually make the plan succeed.

    Firiath and Via_Amarth

    The twins as they are known amongst the Evil Potatoes. These two are less evil than Meteorain, but their craziness more than makes up for it. They are respected (aswell as feared due to being close to mad) amongst the Evil potatoes as they have an amazing ability to cause havoc across the boards, and their randomness is unparalled

    Renzokuken

    Renzokuken is the fun-loving partying kind of Evil Potato. His ideas can get wild, which serve to fuel Met's evilness and the craziness of the Evil Potatoes' plans! Renz also has a serious side to him though- he can adopt the mindset of a counsellor. He has gained the respect of many evil potatoes because he's emotional, yet does not let that affect his evilness.

    I.R. Shogun

    This Evil Potato is interested in kung fu and other Oriental stuff, and indulges in them whenever he's not busy organising plans for the Evil Potatoes. Quiet but with intellect, he is the other of the two Evil Potatoes who ensure that Met's plans do not fail after a second from execution.

    Cheesy Goodness (cheese supplier for Evil Potatoes)

    Cheesy is a Fallen one. Originally being one and now the last of the race that were the Ancient Cheese who were great cheese formers; Cheesy deviated from the path of the Good Cheese and brought an end to his own race. Still driven by evil, he has devoted himself to supplying cheese to the Evil Potatoes (as they love cheese) in a bid to further create more havoc in the land of TFF.

    LadyDragonheart

    This Evil Potato loves reading and writing, especially fantasy. She has a special ability to absorb certain magic attacks she learns from the book, so she's one of the more powerful Potatoes. Sadly, though, she hardly gets to use her powers, especially since Met prefers doing things the less practical way...

    Demeter

    A new recruit of the Evil Potatoes, Demeter has to yet to prove her evilness, and this new crusade of the Potatoes against the Good Geese is an excellent opportunity for her to prove herself.

    Indiana

    One of the oldest living members in TFF, Indiana had remained neutral for many a time, and being evil in his own right. Now with the new Crusade in motion, he has decided to join with the Evil Potatoes, and surprisingly even under someone else. But his wiseness may match even Unraveller’s in certain aspects, and hence is a valuable asset of the Evil Potatoes.

    Lillith Forbid

    Another regular in TFF, Lilith can closely be described as being a Succubus. Her variations lie in her wings being made of cheese, and instead of seducing men and stealing their life force. She pretends to be really nice to people, and once they feel secure in her nicenessness, she unleashes havoc and random spam upon them. She has also been claimed by Meteorain as his mistress 0.o!

    The theme battle hymn sung by the Evil Potatoes are as follows:
    “A Potato I was meant to be,
    Trim the cheese,
    And sail the TFF seas”

    WTF???

    The people of WTF have requested that I don't reveal their full title for fear that they scare cute little kiddies away and send them running to their mommies.

    *shifty eyes*

    The WTF are made up of....*drumrolls* WTFs!!!

    Alright, let's get to the point. The WTFs are made up of people who are just there. No one knows how they came about or where they were originally from, but they're just there because the authors say so. You wanna fight with the authors? *glares* No? Good.

    They do have a purpose in life, however, and that is to spread the wearing of polka-and fishball-dotted clothes around the world (how to tell them apart? Fishballs look more wrinkly) They've failed miserably so far to get patronage from Skyanide (regent of TFF), but unlike the Evil Potatoes, they don't resort to any evil. One reason the TFF people avoid them like the plague (more so than even the Evil Potatoes) is that they immediately spew parables from the Holy Polka-Fishball (equivalent to the Bible or Quaran) when they see a non-WTF and force whoever they talk to into adorning polka-and-fishball-dotted clothes.

    Lead WTF : You don't know? Ah well...Jnanee Highwind

    Jnanee Highwind - This WTF is plain weird, as all WTFs are. Jnanee was the one who invented Fishballism and went around converting people. So far, she has converted quite a number of people, but others flee upon seeing her (partly because she wears a fishball suit all the time) However, under all that fishball goodness, the WTFs do have brains...they just don't use them XP

    Other WTFs

    (The people of this group need no individual accounts. Their character and mind set follows Jnane's making them perfectly suited to these group of people.)

    Legolas
    LadyoftheGoldenWood
    Nienor
    Padme
    Oddrun
    Demanor
    adamkyran
    HaldirofLorien
    Ilaelin
    Rosgwak
    Celestial Wanderer
    Zidane
    Anakin
    Huma Dragonlance

    The TFF people

    Everyone else on TFF! ^_^ Just replace "Random TFF member" with your name, because EVERYONE is included, so there won't be anyone left out! :) [don't those two mean the same thing? Ah...whatever]

    The TFF people are not as insane as those in the three main groups, but they're still pretty insane...insane enough to be in TFF anyway. They do little besides henpecking the Good Geese, blowing up buildings and escaping the Royal Family...so yeah.
     
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    CHAPTER ONE

    (The moon shone brightly over the grassy fields, its light the only thing holding the darkness at bay, and preventing it form eclipsing vision on the field. A man stands in the middle of the field, looking up at the pitch-black, unblemished sky...he looks...and looks...and looks...and throws his head back all of a sudden.)

    Mystery Man: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! MMWHAHAHAHA!!! GAAHAHAHAH!!!

    (The man stops as suddenly as he begins, the field now excruciatingly quiet compared to the outburst that broke it. So silent it was, only broken by the occasional rustling noise of the cicadas that were present in the field. The man then spoke again.)

    Mystery Man: I, The Great Dark Lord of the Evil Cheese-Potatoes, have devised a plan so ruthless that it will condemn all who oppose us to a life of eternal SLAVERY!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

    (A second silence ensues, again only broken by the sounds that the cicadas make.)

    Mystery Man: My cheese potatoes will nurture this heinous plot with me and let it blossom into a Venus flytrap, helplessly trapping all those little TFF flies!!!

    (The man then looks around, and is greeted only by silence. The man then shrieks into the night.)

    Mystery Man (shrieking): COME HERE YOU FOOLS!!! DO YOU NEED A KNOCK ON THE HEAD TO TELL YOU YOU'RE NEEDED!?!?!

    (To his surprise, a tree speaks.)

    Mr. Tree: Yes our Lord Meteorain!

    Meteorain: What? Have my cheese potatoes suddenly morphed into trees? o_O

    (All of a sudden, the evil cheese potatoes come running from the hiding places to gather around Meteorain.)

    Evil Cheese Potatoes : We're all here!

    Meteorain: I don't trust you...*does a head count* Hey! There's one missing

    LadyDragonHeart : I think you forgot to count yourself in...

    Meteorain: SILENCE knave!!! The Great Meteorain is ALWAYS right, and whoever's missing will writhe in agony at my hands!!!

    Indiana: Yes my Lord. Now, about your plan...?

    Meteorain: Yes, yes, but before that; is the cheese all ready, Cheesy my cheese supplier?

    Cheesy Goodness: Yes Lord. The WTFs tried to steal them and make cheese fishballs, but I stored it in a place they can't go to.

    Meteorain: Truly? Where? -o_O-

    Cheesy : The mighty fortress of the evil cheese potatoes.

    (Cheesy Goodness then points at a plain building not far off from which hung a sign that heralded the following: "THE MIGHTY, TOP-SECRET HIDDEN FORTRESS OF THE EVIL POTATOES")

    (Meteorain lets out a sigh of relief.)

    Meteorain: Oh. Right. So, anyway, everyone gather around, I've got a…

    (His voice then drops to a low suspicious conspirator-like tone)

    Meteorain: …plan

    Via_Amarth: Ooooh!

    Lillith Forbid: Aaaah!

    Meteorain: Yes, yes I know it sounds very good. Now, listen up everyone. My plan is to...

    (He then pauses for dramatic effect.)

    Meteorain: …steal the Good Geese' cheese swords and use them for WORLD DOMINATION!!!

    (He then looks around at everyone to see their reaction)

    Meteorain : Well, what do you think?

    (Yet another bout of silence ensues, which angers the Lord of the evil cheese potatoes)

    Meteorain: CLAP, YOU FOOLS!!!

    (A great chorus of clapping breaks out at his words)

    Adina: If it pleases his Lord Meteorain, I wish to pay a compliment in honour of his plan.

    Meteorain: Oh? Ah yes, yes, go ahead.

    Adina: This plan is stupid, ridiculous, overused, idiotic, pathetic...did I mention overused? How many times have we tried to steal the cheese swords in vain?

    Meteorain: AH YES EXACTLY ADINA GO ON!!!...Oh wait...

    (He looks closely at Adina )

    Meteorain:I'm sure that wasn't a compliment...

    Adina: It was my intent to give you a compliment, Lord and Master

    Meteorain: -.- It was an insult…I am not so self pompous to the extent that I do not notice this, although at times I am. But that is not the point. For this insult you shall be punished. Your punishment will be to wear that hideous fishball outfit we hath stolen from the WTF’s.

    (A gasp escapes many of the group’s lips.)

    Adina: But Great Lord, you cannot shame me so!

    Meteorain: SILENCE!!! Your actions warranted this punishment, next time maybe you will choose your words correctly

    Elan Morin Tedronai: But great Lord, Adina has a point. What have all of us been doing all year?

    Meteorain: Oh? Well…you are my second and also close to bordering logic that almost brooks being a nice person, but you have proven otherwise. So, let us hear what you have been doing.

    I.R. Shogun: Well, apart from vacationing in Fishball Island because all the other agencies refused us-

    Renzokuken: -And getting pelted with rotten fishballs when they found out we weren't going to convert to Fishballism-

    Anakin: -We've been trying to invade the Good Geese' headquarters all year-

    Demeter: -And end up getting chased away by angry goosemaids-

    Meteorain: Hold on, how come you found out the Good Geese' headquarters?

    Anakin: We all assumed the Geese' headquarters is where you can find the most geese

    Meteorain: ... Ok, maybe you have a point there

    Firiath: So have your founding their headquarters agree with what we have stated, O Lord and Master Meteorain?

    Meteorain: As a matter of fact, it does. Now gather around, everyone.

    (He then proceeds to point at the nondescript ground, and everyone in turns looks down quite puzzled.)

    LadyDragonHeart : What?

    Firiath: They're down there?

    (Meteorain then proceeds to shriek at them whilst gripping his hair manically.)

    Meteorain: NO! There's my plan!

    Indiana: Your plan is mud and grass?

    Adina: I think what he means is, his plan is scribbled on the ground

    Renzokuken: What happed to your board, Lord Meteorain?

    Meteorain: Oh, my mum took away my board and stylus pen after I got caught poking Lilith in erm….chest as it were with it. <_<

    Everyone else: ...

    Meteorain: NEVERMIND THAT NOW! Anyway, look here

    (Using a stick as a crude pointer, he points at a highly deformed building)

    Demeter : Is that really how it looks like?

    Meteorain: No, I disfigured it because I hate the Good Gooses. Anyway...I've gathered that they're currently hosting a humongous New Year's bash not far from the Royal Castle.

    Firiath: And they didn't invite us!?

    (Meteorain takes into consideration Firiath’s random bouts of craziness. Whilst still having to look evil, he decides to do a double tone moderation as he would like to call it)

    Meteorain: ... OF COURSE NOT Firi, but you can steal all the booze later. So, anyway, they're holding it at the King's Bar. Here's what we do. When they're all upstairs and ready to sleep or do whatever, half of us distract them and the other half sneak in to steal the cheese swords!

    Renzokuken: O GREAT LORD, you finally got a new plan. Now that's something new, sneaking in without their knowledge.

    Meteorain: Ah yes, yes it took me years to hit upon that brilliant solution. So, have you any questions?

    Indiana: Yeah, how are we going to distract them?

    Meteorain: Errm...ah...distract them with more booze!

    Indiana : What if the booze runs out?

    Meteorain: Sing them lullabies then!

    Indiana: What if our voices run out?

    Meteorain: Bash them to bits!

    Indiana: What if we run out?

    (At this, Meteorain then looks to either side)

    Meteorain: Firiath and Via_Amarth. Cover your ears.

    (As the two do as told, Meteorain speaks to them levelly and cautiously.)

    Meteorain: We release the twins on them

    (The group then gasp at this, and the twins proceed to uncover their ears at Meteorain’s instruction)

    Indiana: Surely it won’t be that bad?

    Meteorain: We will do whatever it takes

    Adina: How do we know they're going to be upstairs in the bedroom?

    Meteorain: Because I have gathered my information and it seems that every year they'll be having goose-pillow fights there, plus pillow-fights are always fun.

    Cheesy : Or they may be sleeping.

    Met : Yeah or that. Any more questions?

    Firiath : When's the party going to be held?

    Everyone: ...

    Meteorain: You'll find out someday. Anyway, as I was saying..

    At this point, a huge bout of rain suddenly breaks out and washed Meteorain’s plan away

    Meteorain: NOOOOO!!!

    LDH: I did have misgivings about this, didn't you guys see the news?

    Anakin: Meteorain says the weatherman's always wrong.

    LDH: And why is that?

    Meteorain: The weatherman is my great-grandfather and he flips a coin every day to see whether it rains or not.

    Lillith: Ooh he must have manipulated the coin with his amazing telekinetic powers!

    Met: No dear, he just lucked out.

    Everyone: ...

    Adina: It's a good thing though, since no one can now see the plan.

    Met: NOO haven't you seen those amazingly evil movies I make you all watch during evil lessons?! The badass baddies ALWAYS make their plans known so that chaos ensures and birds take flight!

    Firiath (blurting out giving her little answer) :Oh! Oh! I remembered!

    (At this point everyone is standing still for a while until…)

    Via_Amarth: ACHOOOO!

    She sneezes violently and right into Meteorain’s shirt

    Meteorain (jumping away) : AAAH! Get away!

    EMT: Oh, quit whining, it'll get washed away anyway

    (So they just stand there getting wetter and wetter every second, until…)

    Adina: AACHHOO!

    EMT: AACHHOO!

    Firiath: AACHHOO!

    Renz: AACHHOO!

    Meteorain: HEY that's taking too much space in this fic! Why don't you all sneeze together to save time...

    LDH: Good idea everyone! 1-2-3-

    Everyone: AACHHOO!

    (When the dust clears, Meteorain is digusted to find himself covered in mucus)

    Meteorain: OMG you people are TR****RS!!! This was one of your “oh let’s get back at Meteorain for being nasty to Adina and also to prove we are united as friends and the rest of it that follows” wasn’t it?

    LDH: Hey, we're just being evil...

    Meteorain: SILENCE!! I'm the ultimate evil and you're defying me by sneezing on the ultimate evil's shirt! And…Oh, damn, I feel a bit wet...

    (He looks up at the sky)

    Meteorain: WHAT THE $%#& IT'S BEEN RAINING AND WHY THE $%#& HAS NO ONE EVEN MOVED!?!? LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

    Lilith: But Lord and Master, we ALWAYS obey you and you haven't told us to run for cover yet!

    Met: But I have!

    Lilith: You have not!

    Meteorain: Have to!

    Lilith: Have not!

    (The others slowly sneak away)

    Lilith: Have to!

    Meteorain: Have not! Eh?…wait a…

    (Lightning suddenly strikes the both of them)

    Both: Uhhh...

    Meteorain: I’m gonna get that pen back Lilith, and use it like before for annoying me…

    Lilith: 0o0o0

    Meteorain: What? You actually enjoyed it, what the…

    (Lightning then strikes them both again)

    Both: Uhhh…

    END OF CHAPTER 1
     
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    So are we like " the Original Ones" ? :)

    Anyway, I just wanna say that I am honoured to have known her Evilness , her Supreme Foolishness of a Fishball whose earthly mission is to make fishballs out of all of us. Her Idiocy indeed marvels me... Jnanee, you go , green fishball gal!
    :banana: :banana: :banana:
     
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  8. AcrobaticHippo

    AcrobaticHippo Determined

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    Heehee thanks everyone :D

    Oh, and I forgot to add the credits so far :

    Introduction (Basic Plot) by Jnanee
    Chapter 1 (Basic Plot) by Meteorain
    Introduction (First Draft) by Jnanee
    Chapter 1 (First Draft) by Jnanee
    Introduction (Second Draft + Evil Potatoes' Profiles) by Meteorain
    Chapter 1 (Second Draft) by Meteorain
    Introduction (Good Gooses' Profiles + editing of some Evil Potatoes' profiles) by Jnanee
    Chapter 1 (Parts involving Lillith) by Meteorain XP
     
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  9. Alchemist

    Alchemist The Fighters Guide House Member

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    i just wonder how much time you have on your hands........
     
  10. AcrobaticHippo

    AcrobaticHippo Determined

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    Not much time, that's why posting this took so long :(
     
  11. Nynaeve

    Nynaeve <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><

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    Hehe, I'm fun at parties!! :D

    Strange story, but very good! :)
     
  12. Sorcha

    Sorcha Moderator Staff Member

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    Tee hee ^_^


    *waits for chapter 2*
     
  13. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    I think it should read

    Evrything: Meteorain

    lol joking

    Eh? Eh? what's this...my idea to poke Lillith's feminine assets with a stylus?....LIES I TELL YOU!!!

    Good...you ppl are liking this. Hopefully next chapter will be up soon. I hope you like the descriptions...I did aout half of them...SO YOU BETTER LIKE THEM! :O

    lol, anyway, have fun reading :p
     
  14. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    g...wow...s'all that comes to mind :p
     
  15. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

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    I think mine is infinately the best ever
     
  16. Lady_of_Shalott

    Lady_of_Shalott Weaving the Magic Web

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    Awesome, Jnanee! I didn't even know I was that nice. ;)
     
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    Renzokuken You have failed this city!

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    Mad. I like it. Lol. :D

    More, I tells ya. MORE!! :D
     
  18. Firiath

    Firiath Halfling barbarian

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    *uncovers her ears* Wow. Sorry, but I can't say more at the moment... Have to stop laughing first. :D
    Which means: ROFLMAO! I love it!!! It's a bit shocking to find out about my twin like that, and knowing that my twin is Via makes me really really jealous, because I want to look as good as my twin, and I don't! :mad::p But actually I just wanted to mention how brilliant you are, and so is this hilariously evil story! *applaudes* Yay you!! :banana:

    ... Can I steal the booze now?
     
  19. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    hahahhaha... Great stuff...

    Someone's been watching Monty Python's tho :)
     
  20. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

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    Damn...you noticed aswell >_<