The Grand Armies of the Flake Empire

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  1. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    This thread is for all Flakers to state clearly their numbering troops, how large their armies are and what they are composed of. I would also Like everyone to Post their profile here aswell, by that i mean their personal specifications as a warrior (i.e. what weapons you have, what powers, what abilities and so forth).

    I shall begin.

    The Armies of Crusader:

    Currently: 800,000 Undead warriors made up of:

    300,000 Undead Cavalry:

    The dead men of many different lands, riding skeletal horses that have ragged flesh torn loosly on their bones. Armoured with steel plates and spikes, the riders armed with lances, horsebows and swords, all ride with no exhaust, they never tire, they just fight

    200,000 Undead longbowmen:

    Dead men, with deadly bows, that rain down black death upon their enemies in the form of thousands of dark steel arrowheads.

    300,000 Undead footsoldiers:

    Swords, pikes, axes and all other hadn weapons of dark steel made to kill to main and torture. Teh footsoldeirs fight with no care for anything but the death of their enemies.

    Important aspects of the undead:

    The undead were once warriors of the alliance, the Black sword of Crusader turns every soul it cleaves into a servant of the night, an undead warrior with unbreakable loyalty to crusader, not dying of loss of blood, wounds or exhaustion, each one fights till it is damaged too much to move. Each weapon of the undead is dark steel, this steel acts the same as crusader's black sword, converting all enemies it touches to another undead warrior, it is for this reason the army of the undead is constantly increasing in numbers and can never be totally defeated untill crusader is.

    Crusader:
    Martyred for the Alliance in a fight against the Flae king, and raised from the grave to be an unstoppable killing machine. Now an undead servant of the Flakers he is Immortal, he cannot be harmed by mortal hands, nor by weapons or magic of any who stand before him. His dark armour does not bear a scrath despite the fact he does not need it, his black sword can convert any to the undead, from the smallest scratch to a mortal blow. Crusaer is not held by the trappings of the flesh, he can run faster than a horse, punch through solid stone, jump from mountains and land without a scratch. He is unstoppable.
     
  2. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    I am starting mine and i am looking or a pic to go in it.
     
  3. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    Oookies- the caterer

    Ten Thousand Enslaved Pixie-Imps:
    Desc: How else do you think he gets such an endless pile of sandwiches? These fearsome little blighters are nigh-unkillable, with razor sharp teeth and an equally scathing sense of humour. Each one is indentified by it's slightly different coloured wings- when moving as a group they seem like one huge rainbow.
    Abilities: When not working ridiculous hours, the pixies enjoy sabotaging the war machines of both side, and generally being a nuisance.

    Ten Thousand Leprechaun Conjurers:
    Desc: Dressed in little green outfits, with equally little ginger beards- these Irish creatures specialise in summoning up unfortunate salmon, bread and frosted flakes.
    Abilities: Conjuring. D'uh. Also, one of them can summon a gigantic monster from the gates of hell- but they all look so alike I'll be darned if i can work out which one could.

    One Hundred Minotaur Warriors
    Desc: These are the cream of the proverbial crop- the strongest minotaurs of them all. They carry the wagon that the Penguin of Death rides in, and smoosh any baddies who get near enough.
    Abilities: Huge strength, excellent carrying skills, and good smoosh powers as well

    GENERAL: Penguin of Death
    Desc: This fearsome penguin warrior makes all foes tremble in fear
    Abililities: Not only does he have his own mini-dimension (Penguins Paradisio) He can also cast almost any spell under the planet...if he can be bothered to get off his fat butt.

    And if any of ya want to sell some troops, you know who to call!

    EXTRAS: FOOOODS

    The Penguin of Deaths catering services don't come cheap- but the food is mighty fine, here's alittle menu for you

    Item: Salmon Sandwich
    Ability: The eater instantly gains either the breath underwater ability, or the 'slippery skin' ability. The latter's slightly useless unless you're nekked.

    Item: Frosted Flake Sandwich
    Ability: ONLY USABLE BY FLAKERS- drives you into a barbaric wave of adoration for the flake- the eater loses the ability to feel any form of fear for the next hour or so.

    Item: Packet 'o Crispees
    Ability: Takes quite a while to eat- causes the consumer to glow slightly

    Others will be added later on! Custom items can be made! Orders should be made in advance...unless the pay's good.
     
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  4. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    PoD, since you are for both sides, would it be alright if I posted your army and stuff in the antiflakes thread too?
     
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  5. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    let him do it
     
  6. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    Knightress LadyGW/goddess Callisto's army in the city.

    greatest elf longbow men ever: fifty hundred thousand.

    Short elfin bows. 50,684,000

    Cavalry with spears: 2,457.000

    Cavalry with swords: 985,000

    Elvin foot soldiers: 4,756.000

    Warrior men and woman on foot: 2,000,000

    Spear men: .10946,000
    Elven Deity.
    15,985,000 Elven warriors.

    20,984,750 greatest elf longbow men ever.

    17,984,750 greatest elf bow men.

    10,829,600. elven Cavalry.
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    LadyoftheGoldenWood/Goddess Callisto.
    A mercenary warlord in my own right, I am now subject to the greatest mercenary and warlord who have ever lived my Lord, EBM. I was born an elf/Goddess and called LadyoftheGoldenWood and for short LadyGW I am also known as Goddess callisto. I am the daughter of Ares God of war. I cud not be killed by any man. She was then almost killed by another god but was lucky and lived. Only now, even though I am still immortal I can be killed by anyone if they are given the chance to. So far, now one has succeeded in killing me. In addition, I am the keeper of Nenya the ring of water, the ring of Adamant. I also have the power of foresight and powers unknown to man evil dark power that none can withstand. I wield the power of the four elements: fire, water, air and earth. Power over life and death itself. *I now fight for flake domination! *

    my warrior pic.
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    My weapons
    my powers, one long sword, longbow and arrows on my back part of the time. And two short swords on my back part of the time, some knifes hidden here and there on me.

    My dragon Ancalagon.

    *One of the mightiest winged dragons that have ever lived. Ancalagon has never been wounded he has fire, water, ice and wind breath. His fire can melt any metal and burn any wood. Ice breath can freeze anything.


    my dragons pic

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    I'm LadyGW/Callisto second Knightress of the Frosted Flakes, Major commander of Elven Deity's. I'm weilder the sword Galangethost forged by God Hephaestus, I'm the daughter of Arise and keeper of Nenya and powers unknown that none can withstand. Power of the four elements. with my sister Celeb none can withstand are wrath.
     
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  7. Cirdan

    Cirdan The Pandaren

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    Sorry, Im kinda new. What exactly should you post in this thread ?
     
  8. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    This thread is for people nt he side of the flakers to post their profiles and their army lists.
     
  9. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    go to the Anti-Flakes command post and join the Anti Flakes... much more powerful. Or just PM byzantine warrior.
     
  10. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Pfft, you are about as powerful as a tissue, I'm an immortal warrior, other flakers have the power of the god, magical weapons, dragons and millions more troops than you.
     
  11. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    I have alredy talk to him about the whole thing indy!!
     
  12. Wisconsin

    Wisconsin Art House Member

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    Shut up crusader, you concieted ape.
     
  13. Cirdan

    Cirdan The Pandaren

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    haha cool thread, so do you make up you army list or what ?
     
  14. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    yes go to the flake thread and give your word or what ever in is called to join us and then you can make up your profile and how big your army is and I will help you find a warrior pic of your profile if you want. and when EBM gets back on he will post the ranks for who is what.
     
  15. Cirdan

    Cirdan The Pandaren

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    Ok, thanks. So I can just 'create an army' now ?
     
  16. LadyoftheGoldenWood

    LadyoftheGoldenWood Well-Known Member

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    Yaeh you say how many men(look at are proflie post) and then make your onew profile to go in the same post, and if you want I have a lot of warrior pic's that you can look at.
     
  17. Crusader

    Crusader Disturber of the Peace

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    Oh and your army has to be at least a little plausible, I havent stated a troop without giving an explaination of why he is there.
     
  18. curunir's bane

    curunir's bane Kwisatch Haderach

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    A long since overdo post:

    (I totally stole this idea from crusader>>>>>>>>>) I will be posting my history in Story form.


    "Here in the part one of the Pylian wars, and the history of Curunir's bane, is the history of the empire of Pylia. Long since thrown into ruin; Pylia was once a vast kingdom led by the ancestors of Curunir's bane. The first chapter tells of the history of Pylia, the enforcement of the flakeocracy, and the formation of the rebellion against the Pylian rulers."



    Chaper One: The History of Pylia:

    Many years ago across the seas stood the land of Pylia. Pylia itself had become a vast empire that was under the reign of Curunir's bane's great grandfather, Tatsumaru. Tatsumaru was brought into power after the death of his father, the king of Pylia. While in power, Tatsumaru focused most of the imports of Pylia on the Frosted Flakes. This food was new to the empire and quickly became popular. Many formed religions around it and some even became flake radicalists that believed only in eating flakes. Tatsumaru became obsessed with the Flakes. He became a ridical flaker. He created his own Flakeocracy for all of the Pylian people to follow.

    His Flakeocracy was the enforcement of flakes upon all of Pylia and it's people. Some people began to enforce the flakeocracy on small, neighboring countries. Tatsumaru's advisors believed that the surrounding neighbors of Pylia would put up a resistance if they were not taking over.So Tatsumaru made preparations for war. He was going to take over every city, every town, every village untill all of the world was enforced under the flakeocracy. And so Tatsumaru began his tyranny against all oposing countries. Every city he came accross, his army took over. And all empires fell to the Flakeocracy and lived by the flake code.

    For two more generations Pylia held control of the entire empire. However, a republic formed in the west of the Pylian empire to try and protest the flakeocracy. They called themselves the Dylan Republic, after there leader, Roberto Dylan. The Dylan Republic protested against the enforcement of the flakeocracy on the Pylian people. They began destroying ships that imported flakes and even attacking flake distributors. The republic began to spread over the west. Word taveled across the leagues of the Pylian empire untill finally word reached the ears of Shinjitsumaru, who was the grandson of Tatsumaru and now the ruler of the Pylian empire. Shhinjitsu maru was outraged by the action of the republic. He sent in a force to capture the Dylan and the other leaders leaders of the rebellion. And when they were captured Shinjitsumaru had them exectued for treason.

    Order was restored in the west, the republic seemed to have failed but it was not forgotten. For a while, all was calm. But people began to protest again and shouted the names of Dylan and the leaders of the republic that were wrongfully executed. Once again the republic grew strong. Protests against flakes became more and more violent. The Dylan republic organised militias of men and began to attack Pylian forts and posts in the western part of the empire. The army began to grow and the Dylan Republic became a vast growing kingdom. Word again reached Shinjitsumaru of this rebellion. Shinjitsu sent infantry across the empire to oblitorate the rebellion.
     
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  19. Cirdan

    Cirdan The Pandaren

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    Ehm, new profile ? :confused:
     
  20. curunir's bane

    curunir's bane Kwisatch Haderach

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    Army of Curunir's bane:

    1,000,000 total Pylian soldiers


    1) 300,000 Cavalry each carrying a shield, a spear, and a sword.

    2) 100,000 Warg riders each armed with a shield and a sword.

    3) 200,000 Archers each bears a sword as a secondary weapon.

    4) 400,000 Infantry consisting of pikesmen, and swordsmen each bearing a shield.



    I also have 12 personal bodygaurds