The Fight Club.

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by LadyoftheGoldenWood, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. Kenshin

    Kenshin Drifter

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    *bahamut lands on WS*
     
  2. warrior_squirrel21

    warrior_squirrel21 the poor mans old breed

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    *Gandalf declares they shall not pass*
     
  3. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    *summons THE DEVIL!!!!*

    *the devil then wears a red suit, smokes a cigar, and pokes people with a pitch fork now and then*
     
  4. Kenshin

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    *summons an angel to pimp slap the devil*
     
  5. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    *stabs Kenshin with a broken pool cue*
     
  6. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    *spears the broken pool cue on a fork*

    I don't know, I'm just really hungry.
     
  7. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    *tears out yuan's bowels so he can no longer feel hunger*
     
  8. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    *tears out Kakashi's heart so he can no longer love*

    That makes sense right?
     
  9. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    *Hits Yuan with a bar stool*
    that makes sense, right?
     
  10. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Hell Woman

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    *hits Kakashi with a wooden rocking chair*

    Is that a good one?
     
  11. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    Sure

    *Bleeds down Yuan's throat until he retracts AIDS*
     
  12. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    @Kelmourne I searched "Dwimerlaik" and this old thread came up. But I do remember him!!
     
  13. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    *grabs a stool and breaks it over Gandalf's back*

    He's a wizard, he can handle it!

    *rips off the leg of said broken stool and brandishes it like a club*
     
  14. Kakashi

    Kakashi Call me Deacon Blues

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    No, you're supposed to fight me!

    *uses a severed foot to bash in WM's ear*
     
  15. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    *grabs the foot and bashes Kakashi in the back of the head with the chair leg*

    Like this? :p

    *ducks a flying bottle and grabs a table to use as a shield*
     
  16. Kakashi

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    I don't know, you tell me!

    *catches the bottle and smashes WM with it*
     
  17. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    *blocks shards of broken glass with improvised table shield*

    I have no idea what I'm doing :p

    *flips a table and smashes a pie into Kakashi's face*
     
  18. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain Stranger in a Strange Land

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    *placed a live grenade in the pie before it exploded*

    *uses a flamethrower to hose down the room*
     
  19. wanderingmagus

    wanderingmagus King Anakin's Royal Advisor, Constantly Around :D

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    *pours 100 proof alcohol over the flames, just for giggles*
     
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    RayCaptain Stranger in a Strange Land

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    *summons a squad of men in black trenchcoats and jackboots and MP-40s to spray the flaming room*