Discussion in 'Spam....' started by LadyoftheGoldenWood, Feb 14, 2005.
*bahamut lands on WS*
*Gandalf declares they shall not pass*
*summons THE DEVIL!!!!*
*the devil then wears a red suit, smokes a cigar, and pokes people with a pitch fork now and then*
*summons an angel to pimp slap the devil*
*stabs Kenshin with a broken pool cue*
*spears the broken pool cue on a fork*
I don't know, I'm just really hungry.
*tears out yuan's bowels so he can no longer feel hunger*
*tears out Kakashi's heart so he can no longer love*
That makes sense right?
*Hits Yuan with a bar stool*
that makes sense, right?
*hits Kakashi with a wooden rocking chair*
Is that a good one?
*Bleeds down Yuan's throat until he retracts AIDS*
@Kelmourne I searched "Dwimerlaik" and this old thread came up. But I do remember him!!
*grabs a stool and breaks it over Gandalf's back*
He's a wizard, he can handle it!
*rips off the leg of said broken stool and brandishes it like a club*
No, you're supposed to fight me!
*uses a severed foot to bash in WM's ear*
*grabs the foot and bashes Kakashi in the back of the head with the chair leg*
*ducks a flying bottle and grabs a table to use as a shield*
I don't know, you tell me!
*catches the bottle and smashes WM with it*
*blocks shards of broken glass with improvised table shield*
I have no idea what I'm doing
*flips a table and smashes a pie into Kakashi's face*
*placed a live grenade in the pie before it exploded*
*uses a flamethrower to hose down the room*
*pours 100 proof alcohol over the flames, just for giggles*
*summons a squad of men in black trenchcoats and jackboots and MP-40s to spray the flaming room*
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