The end of the Warhammer 40k universe as discussed on BL.

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  1. Darkloch

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    How the 40k universe would end if the ladies and gentlemen on the Black Library forum is to be believed.



    ...and then the Emperor would get up off His Golden Throne, pull out his guitar(autographed by Eddie VanHalen)
    and play such pure awesomeness that everyone's heads would explode.
    While He's rocking' out the STC would be dredged up and the most powerful human weapon ever created will once again go
    into mass production and equip the Legions of warriors of the Imperium. Using this new doomsday weapon
    (a rainbow cannon that makes people dance...in 3D!)
    The Imperium will march into the EoT led by their guitar-shredding Emperor, and round up the chaos gods:
    Khorne brings the pizza, Nurgle brings the beer, Tzeentch brings the Ouija board, and Slaanesh brings the strippers.
    Now the Imperium does the whole pied-piper thing to the bugs, 'cept with metal, dancing and beer,
    and they have this whole parade right into THE heart of the Necrons, where The Emperor plays "Purple haze,"
    causing the Nids to mass together to become into Michael Jackson,
    who has such awesome dance moves that the Necrons cannot hope to resist,
    and he does the moonwalk and then the Necrons heads explode,
    and then the Emperor rocks out and everyone's has a fatass party,and then they all get the clap,
    except for the Emperor,
    who explodes into a million tiny emperors and they grow into mushrooms and release spores that make our world into 3D
    and everything gets all trippy and they all see swirly colors and dancing badgers and we party the eternity away.



    It's batshit insane, which probably makes it an accurate prophecy
     
  2. AlphaAlex

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    ROFL!! what they smoking?
     
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    So they're basically saying that the Emperor is actually a Noise Marine?
     
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    The Emperor seems to be one hell of a noise Marine lol