The Elven Tavern

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  1. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    "I'm not drunk....anymore...." *Stumble*

    :guin:- *hic*
     
  2. Turambar

    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    *Notices the Mascotte*

    Well, standards have been higher in taverns I have been....

    Anyway, shuff me another pint of your finest, please.
     
  3. Lego

    Lego God amongst men

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    *Gives him another pint, then goes and chucks the penguin back in the horse troth*
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    Nice toss, my King!

    Oh, and thanks for the Pint

    *Drinks pint without catching a breath*

    Could you refill or do you have any bigger tankards? I am thirsty!
     
  5. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *wanders back in, totally sober* "Sorry...the alchoholic clone spell I cast went haywire...have any of them passed this way?" *Glances at horse trough, at the penguin floating there* "Ahhh..."

    :guin:-Eeek! The clones!:guin::guin::guin:
     
  6. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *Reabsorbs alchoholic clone back into body* "I shouldn't mess around with stuff I don't understand...so I'm gonna make a potion to force me to understand!" *grins*

    :guin:-*understands*
     
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    Turambar Harebrained Staff Member

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    hehe... what did you put in that beer, King Leggy, I was sure I saw a drunken Penguin being absorbed by another penguin... Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the ELVEN tavern? and don't PENGUINS belong somwhere in the southern Ice sea?

    What's up with my new pint'o?
     
  8. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *Ruffles feathers* "I'll have you know I'm an honorary elf!"
     
  9. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    *takes key and goes up to room*
     
  10. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *Casts a 'root to the earth' spell, just in case anyone gets any ideas about tossing the penguin*

    :guin: *rooted*
     
  11. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    *comes down and stretches*
    *yawn* Great room you got up there Legolas. How much do I owe you?
     
  12. Lego

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    "100 gil, don't worry the penguin will get too hot and die soon"
     
  13. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    100 gil it is
    *forks over 100 Gil*
     
  14. Lego

    Lego God amongst men

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    Yep

    *grabs money and puts it in till*

    Thankyou come again.
     
  15. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *Ruffles feathers again* "I most certainly am not thinking of dying! At least not without taking everyone on this earth down with me," *cackles* "Anyhoo, how much would it be for a room for 17? In case my clones, or my few friends come to visit?"
     
  16. Lego

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    Well I'm afraid we do not have rooms that can take up to 17 people, we do have rooms that can take up to 4, so you will have to get 5 rooms, 4 to each room leaving one for yourself.

    *meanwhile the finest elven furniture makers arrive to begin work on the new loung..............the new lounge is built and ready for use*
     
  17. Cheesy Goodness

    Cheesy Goodness The Fighters Guide House Member

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    ooo ooo ooo!!! *raises hand eagerly*
    Can I be a regular and have my name engraved into a bar stool?
     
  18. PenguinofDeath

    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *The penguin pays up, but decides to wait till later to use his rooms...you never know who might need them!"
     
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    "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"

    Turning to Cheesy "Yes you can have your name engraved, go and ask one of them elves before they leave, quick go!" Beckons him towards the elven carvers.
     
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    PenguinofDeath The name says it all.

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    *smiles* "Can I have my name engraved on one of the staffs foreheads?"
     
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