The ego has landed...

Discussion in 'Greetings!' started by The Killing Glance, Jun 24, 2009.

  1. The Killing Glance

    The Killing Glance New Member

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    Greetings!

    As it is considered good form to introduce oneself when joining a forum, I stand before you like a slovenly penitent before Bede's Chair. My name is Martin. I'm in my thirties, unmarried but attached, I read fantasy, horror, sci-fi and crime novels, and in my halcyon days I investigated reputed hauntings and other so-called 'paranormal' phenomena (driven more through ennui than any real desire to break down the doors of perception). I don't suffer fools gladly (in fact I don't suffer them at all) as I'm a firm believer in the maxim 'if you've nothing worth saying, say nothing'. This being so, expect my posts here to be few in number and possibly combative but also rather exceptional in their erudition.*;)

    And that's me done. I shall now retire to the garden to imbibe some ridiculously potent alcohol and spark up a cigarette. Best wishes to you all.:draught:

    * This last bit might conceivably be a lie. Or it might not. Only time will tell. Ooh, the anticipation!:D
     
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    Hey hey! Welcome! You sound like an interesting chap. Hope to see you around!
     
  3. Anir

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    Hello! You sound extremely interesting. I suffer fools rather well, actually, unless they say something too stupid to ignore.
     
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    Welcome.
     
  5. Prince_Kheldar

    Prince_Kheldar Beard Lover

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    Welcome! :draught: you,re gonna have a great time here!
     
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    hey noob!:ufo::draught::dragon::bat::balrog::sitonsmil:banana:
     
  7. The Killing Glance

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    Thank you for the warm welcome, guys (except you, Saka: your post can only be described as an act of cruelty against anything with eyes).

    I feel humbled. Or it might just be indigestion. The truth will out, no doubt.:D
     
  8. Anir

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    Ooh, cool avatar. I'm gonna have nightmares about that eye.
     
  9. The Killing Glance

    The Killing Glance New Member

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    Thank you, Anir. It's slightly more tasteful than the one I chose originally, but I decided it wouldn't be wise to get myself banned on my first day.;)
     
  10. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Hey dude, nice intro.
    Welcome to TFF :D
     
  11. The Killing Glance

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    Thank you, x-pyrofyre. Should profundity elude me (as it frequently does), I hope I can always provide a modicum of entertainment.:D
     
  12. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    -modest-

    Oh please, no need to be formal!
    Please, Call me Pyro!
    -laughs poshly-

    :p

    But really, Call me Pyro.. :D
     
  13. The Killing Glance

    The Killing Glance New Member

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    Pyro it is, then (although it does make you sound rather like an arsonist).:D
     
  14. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Thats the point ;)
    I'm pyrokinetic :D
     
  15. The Killing Glance

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    As long as you're not a pyromaniac, well get along just fine.:)
     
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    Hello person.
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous the king

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    welcome mate :)
     
  18. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    luls, I'm not sure whats worse?
    I can conjur it with a thought, Pyromaniacs just play with as if its a fetish lol.
    So what would you say is worse?
     
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    Hello, individual.
    Cheers, pal!:draught:
     
  20. The Killing Glance

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    Pyromania, obviously, otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it. :p

    Pyrokenesis is 'simply' the application of thought to create a physical effect, whereas pyromaniacs are kinky little perverts who can't get their rocks off any other way. I know which one I'd rather be.:D