The Court of King Shogun

Discussion in 'Spam....' started by I. R. Shogun, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2004
    Messages:
    17,249
    Likes Received:
    299
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Within your hopes and dreams
    Ratings:
    +304 / 0 / -0
    I'm pretty sure that makes me the royalest person ever. Anyway, this is mostly where I'm going to display the positions of all those in the Spam Kingdom. Feel free to make merry and do you know, whatever. I guess this place is probably some sort of awesome pagoda, I dunno, I really haven't been outside the throne room. So look around and if you find anything cool then please do tell. Anyway, here are the current positions of my loyal* subjects**:

    King: Me of coarse
    Queen: Dragon Queen
    Rebellious Prince: RayCaptain
    Royal Mistress: Jeze
    Grand Bishop of the Church of Shogunism: Dragn9
    court drunkard or loyal keeper of the door and current affairs: Wolf
    Grand Royal Bearer of the Royal Chalice****: Firiath
    Grand Poisoner of the Royal Chalice/Princess***: LyannaWolfBlood
    Spartan: Warrior_Squirrel21
    Grand Royal Disturber of the Peace: Crusader
    The Majestic Black Knight of Affliction: Meteorain
    First Prince: Warlock Lord
    Great Masked Knight of the Kingdom: Rosgwak
    Princess: Tixie
    high inquisitor: Lady Cyllieth
    Master assassin: Senekha
    high executioner: Kenshin

    *ish
    **If you want to be added to the list then tell me, right now my court is fairly small.
    ***Figure that out
    ****I think the trend is going to be that every new title is going to be more elaborate than the top four.
     
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2007
  2. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2004
    Messages:
    17,249
    Likes Received:
    299
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Within your hopes and dreams
    Ratings:
    +304 / 0 / -0
    As my first act as King, I officially declare RayCaptain the son of Disco Jezebel*, as per her request.

    *See, not related to me or the queen at all. Gwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
     
  3. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2003
    Messages:
    17,139
    Likes Received:
    150
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    London
    Ratings:
    +150 / 0 / -0
    Rofl, Royal Mistress XD
     
  4. I. R. Shogun

    I. R. Shogun Midnight Demon

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2004
    Messages:
    17,249
    Likes Received:
    299
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Within your hopes and dreams
    Ratings:
    +304 / 0 / -0
    It was her idea, but I can't say I blame her, who wouldn't want to be associated with me?
     
  5. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2003
    Messages:
    17,139
    Likes Received:
    150
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    London
    Ratings:
    +150 / 0 / -0
    Well...I wouldn't....not in that manner anyway :p
     
  6. Cascador

    Cascador Who's Anakin?

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2004
    Messages:
    30,515
    Likes Received:
    362
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Belgium
    Ratings:
    +384 / 0 / -0
    King of spam...clearly I am.....statistics don't lie who spams most:p
     
  7. Meteorain

    Meteorain Magical & Mystical

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2003
    Messages:
    17,139
    Likes Received:
    150
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    London
    Ratings:
    +150 / 0 / -0
    Yea but his spam quality is so much more amazing :S
     
  8. Wolf

    Wolf Professor Nick Cutter.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    1,554
    Likes Received:
    41
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    هناك
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    Can I be the court drunkard or loyal keeper of the door and current affairs?
     
  9. Disco Jezebel

    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    595
    Likes Received:
    98
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    Eastern North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    haaaa! Well, Royal Mistress is a freakin sweet job!!!
     
  10. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2006
    Messages:
    6,719
    Likes Received:
    210
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Texas
    Ratings:
    +216 / 0 / -0
    ..I hate my life..
     
  11. Disco Jezebel

    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    595
    Likes Received:
    98
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    Eastern North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    thanks..look at it this way...at least DQ isn't your mom
     
  12. Wolf

    Wolf Professor Nick Cutter.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    1,554
    Likes Received:
    41
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    هناك
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    Ray, your heir to a throne- what would suck about that?
     
  13. Disco Jezebel

    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    595
    Likes Received:
    98
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    Eastern North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    Thank you Wolf!!! :) ...we need to find you a spot...rather IR needs to give you one of the Tittles you wanted.
     
  14. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2006
    Messages:
    6,719
    Likes Received:
    210
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Texas
    Ratings:
    +216 / 0 / -0
    ok I'm heir eh? *starts sucking up to Jeze but hates doing this*
     
  15. Disco Jezebel

    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    595
    Likes Received:
    98
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    Eastern North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    :pats head: Shut up and look happy!
    lol...
     
  16. Wolf

    Wolf Professor Nick Cutter.

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2005
    Messages:
    1,554
    Likes Received:
    41
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    هناك
    Ratings:
    +41 / 0 / -0
    I wouldn't mind being both actually- it would prove entertaining for all, though there will be some sober moments.
     
  17. Dragn9

    Dragn9 Sorcerer Supreme

    Joined:
    May 31, 2005
    Messages:
    2,697
    Likes Received:
    175
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Hellsing Mansion
    Ratings:
    +175 / 0 / -0
    Awesome....my title seems so grand :D
     
  18. Disco Jezebel

    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    595
    Likes Received:
    98
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    Eastern North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    It is, we have influence over the Royals...MAWAHAHAHAH :cough: ha
     
  19. RayCaptain

    RayCaptain 如朱

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2006
    Messages:
    6,719
    Likes Received:
    210
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    Texas
    Ratings:
    +216 / 0 / -0
    you're a misstress though soooo you're a girl who has an affair???
     
  20. Disco Jezebel

    Disco Jezebel Speak Your Right Words

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2007
    Messages:
    595
    Likes Received:
    98
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    Eastern North Carolina
    Ratings:
    +100 / 0 / -0
    Well, yeah if the king and queen are married...then the person that seduces said monarch is a mistress better know as a madame.