If you're looking for a man who appears hundreds of years old With a long grey beard and wire-rimmed glasses Dressed in elaborate robes and a tall pointed hat... Then chances are you missed the conjurer that just walked by. To be fair you probably thought him a scarecrow eloped from a cornfield With his road-weary clothes and gangly frame His disheveled appearance that most everyone avoids. He is curious and meek, with morals most high And would rather solve problems by wit than by fist. But make no mistake! Do not be fooled! His spells are most powerful, When they've occasion to work. And neath his heart of gold, when provoked, Hides a murderous streak most bold!