The Broken Lawnmower

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  1. Turin

    Turin Valar Morghulis

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    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
    other is usually the husband.

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
    to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
    something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail,
    fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she
    thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
    busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
    silently for a short time and then went into the house.

    I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed
    her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might
    as well sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
     
  2. Kally

    Kally Driving my own destiny.

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    Lolllllllll

    Good one :D
     
  3. pudutat91958

    pudutat91958 New Member

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    Thar is just way too funny!:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
     
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    SuperToad New Member

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    Oh, funnyness.
     
  5. Lord Yuan

    Lord Yuan Death-Thousand+

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    EXACTLY what I was thinking. EXACTLY.