Discussion in 'Greetings!' started by Scared of Sheep, Nov 3, 2009.
I've lost five stone. Where's my large intestine?!!!
And I thought you just had a tail!
The dog won't let go of it. He thinks it's a new toy. How'm I going to get it back inside?
Hi SoS. Welcome to TFF. Always nice when someone too old to be my child joins.
(That would be anyone born before 1986, in case Jake chimes in with a "Hi, Mom")
You remind me of someone. Actually, you remind me of two people, possibly three.......
That's not good. I thought I was an original. Now you've reduced me to being a replicant. Maybe my whole life is a lie...
I would say an original replica. Oxymoron, I know, but it works for Franklin Mint.
I can live with a lie as long as no-one ever tells me the truth.
Ahhh, cognitive dissonance, how I adore thee.....
Stop using our joke about you New Zealanders back at us.
Welcome to the Abyss Scared of Sheep.
Too many syllables and I've lost my thesaurus. My brainpan has melted.
Thank you Lexyballs. I'll still be keeping a beady eye on you, though.
Ignore liney or '____' as he calls himself, he has a thing for me and it's sickening. He just can't stop talking about me.
He's the one you should keep an eye on.
I'm agog. My eyes are watching all directions. Who knows where the attacker will strike?
Hm, you DO pose an interesting theory....
And here I thought my Army of Super Evil Penguins was going to take over the world...
How disappointing to find out it's going to be sheep.
Hello! *waves* Welcome to TFF! :devilbat:
Sheep are scary?Sheep are the most innocent creatures in the world!I will polymorph you into a sheep!
I negate your polymorph spell by downing a magic valium of nonchanginess!
And yes, sheep are scary. Just look at their eyes. They're up to something.
Welcome to TFF, SoS!
Cheers, Sorillon! Have a pint of something potent on me!:draught:
um yeah. hi
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