The answer is 42.

Discussion in 'Greetings!' started by Scared of Sheep, Nov 3, 2009.

  1. Scared of Sheep

    Scared of Sheep New Member

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    I've lost five stone. Where's my large intestine?!!!:(
     
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    And I thought you just had a tail!
     
  3. Scared of Sheep

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    The dog won't let go of it. He thinks it's a new toy. How'm I going to get it back inside?:(
     
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    Hi SoS. Welcome to TFF. Always nice when someone too old to be my child joins.

    (That would be anyone born before 1986, in case Jake chimes in with a "Hi, Mom")

    You remind me of someone. Actually, you remind me of two people, possibly three.......
     
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    That's not good. I thought I was an original. Now you've reduced me to being a replicant. Maybe my whole life is a lie...:(
     
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    I would say an original replica. Oxymoron, I know, but it works for Franklin Mint. ;)
     
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    I can live with a lie as long as no-one ever tells me the truth.:D
     
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    Ahhh, cognitive dissonance, how I adore thee.....
     
  9. AlphaAlex

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    Stop using our joke about you New Zealanders back at us.

    Welcome to the Abyss Scared of Sheep.
     
  10. Scared of Sheep

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    Too many syllables and I've lost my thesaurus. My brainpan has melted.:(
    Thank you Lexyballs. I'll still be keeping a beady eye on you, though.:D
     
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    Ignore liney or '____' as he calls himself, he has a thing for me and it's sickening. He just can't stop talking about me.
    He's the one you should keep an eye on.
     
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    I'm agog. My eyes are watching all directions. Who knows where the attacker will strike?:D
     
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    Black Tattoo The Corruptor

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    Hm, you DO pose an interesting theory....

    And here I thought my Army of Super Evil Penguins was going to take over the world...

    How disappointing to find out it's going to be sheep.

    Anywho.

    Hello! *waves* Welcome to TFF! :devilbat:
     
  14. Scared of Sheep

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    Cheers, BT!:draught:
     
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    Foinikas Playing backgammon!

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    Sheep are scary?Sheep are the most innocent creatures in the world!I will polymorph you into a sheep!
     
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    I negate your polymorph spell by downing a magic valium of nonchanginess!:D

    And yes, sheep are scary. Just look at their eyes. They're up to something.:eek:
     
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    Welcome to TFF, SoS!
     
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    Cheers, Sorillon! Have a pint of something potent on me!:draught:
     
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    um yeah. hi